Once
upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering
from Alzheimer's.
His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she
couldn't handle
him any longer. He would wander about never knowing
where he was or
sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home.
At the nursing
home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse
had the gentleman
sit in a chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly
leaning to his
left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side
to prop him up.
A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right.
Again, the nurse
ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he
starting leaning
forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
About this time,
his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up
to him and asked,
"How do you like the place?"
"It's okay," he
said. "But, they won't let me fart."
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