Ever had a problem you just couldn't solve alone?
Now there's help! Meet Sailor Jerry Springer, guru of problem solving and bringer of chaos! He's come to solve the many problems in Sailor Moon. And you're in luck. His video transcripts are released here, exclusively for Sailor Moon Land. Coolies, ne? Which video would you like to watch first?

Love Affairs
People who want to take over the world
*New*Strange Jobs*New*

Note: These are fictional. There are no real videos.