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Grafitti October 2001


I love Emma cos she is a honey!
julie

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
Wendy Lady

He who Hesitates.............MASTURBATES!
Suzy

Smoke a Smoke
Not a Butt
F**k a Virgin
Not a Slut
buck for a suck
two for for a f**k
vanessa

why do women have small feet?
so they can get closer to the sink
xeRt

Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, so you have to stomp on them and keep them in the dark in hopes that one day they'll mature into something you want to have dinner with.
Erik

Flip the burgers, make the fries, they're the class of 2005.
Crash the cars, break the doors, they're the class of 2004.
Strip down, smoke some weed, we're the class of 2003!!
2003 rules!
Tiffany

Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die!
Mike

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die
I can fly my friends...
The show must go on!
I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in!
On with the show!
~From "The Show Must Go On" By Queen
Madame DK

sex is like oxygen: you only want when you can't have it
PATTIKAKE

Itīs better to have sex in desert than sand in bed!

I make male babies for the price of 100$ - MONEY BACK GUARANTEED!!!

Puberty is a period of life when girlīs voice changes from "no" to "yes".

If abortion is murder then jerking off is genocide and fellatio cannibalism!
Goran

FOUND ON A PORTAPOTTY:
NEW OSHA RULES REQUIRE ALL TURDS OVER 6 INCHES BE HAND LOWERED TO AVOID CHEMICAL BACKSPLASH
dennis

Guys Are like roses... watch out for the Pricks!
Angelshalo

- Wisdom persecutes me, but i'm faster.
- Men older that 30 are like WC, or occupateeed or made a disaster.
Los hombres prometen hasta que se la meten.
Javier

men are like door knobs....every girl gets a turn.
Barb

SADLY, VERY SADLY, ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL!
Mary Lynn

I don't trust anyone who speaks for an entire gender. When was the last time anyone got over 2 billion people to agree on anything?
Mielkephil

sticks and stones will break my bones but a fifty foot fall will kill me.

i sizzle. im hot. im everything your not: writing on an elementary school stall.
Gay

If a man is talking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Miriam

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A CATFISH?
ONE IS A BOTTOM-FEEDING SCUM-SUCKER AND THE OTHER IS A FISH!!!!
DEER

A sign above a mirror in the girls bathroom:
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?
I don't know, but it sure ain't you!!!
Gremlin

This web site was clearly written by a woman.
Logic? no
Both sides of argument? no
Tyler

Ex-Lax brownies and a talcum bottle of sneezing powder = one funny ex-girlfriend.
Joseph

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