I love Emma cos she is a honey! julie OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME Wendy Lady He who Hesitates.............MASTURBATES! Suzy Smoke a Smoke Not a Butt F**k a Virgin Not a Slut buck for a suck two for for a f**k vanessa why do women have small feet? so they can get closer to the sink xeRt Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, so you have to stomp on them and keep them in the dark in hopes that one day they'll mature into something you want to have dinner with. Erik Flip the burgers, make the fries, they're the class of 2005. Crash the cars, break the doors, they're the class of 2004. Strip down, smoke some weed, we're the class of 2003!! 2003 rules! Tiffany Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die! Mike If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN? My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die I can fly my friends... The show must go on! I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in! On with the show! ~From "The Show Must Go On" By Queen Madame DK sex is like oxygen: you only want when you can't have it PATTIKAKE Itīs better to have sex in desert than sand in bed! I make male babies for the price of 100$ - MONEY BACK GUARANTEED!!! Puberty is a period of life when girlīs voice changes from "no" to "yes". If abortion is murder then jerking off is genocide and fellatio cannibalism! Goran FOUND ON A PORTAPOTTY: NEW OSHA RULES REQUIRE ALL TURDS OVER 6 INCHES BE HAND LOWERED TO AVOID CHEMICAL BACKSPLASH dennis Guys Are like roses... watch out for the Pricks! Angelshalo - Wisdom persecutes me, but i'm faster. - Men older that 30 are like WC, or occupateeed or made a disaster. Los hombres prometen hasta que se la meten. Javier men are like door knobs....every girl gets a turn. Barb SADLY, VERY SADLY, ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL! Mary Lynn I don't trust anyone who speaks for an entire gender. When was the last time anyone got over 2 billion people to agree on anything? Mielkephil sticks and stones will break my bones but a fifty foot fall will kill me. i sizzle. im hot. im everything your not: writing on an elementary school stall. Gay If a man is talking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Miriam WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A CATFISH? ONE IS A BOTTOM-FEEDING SCUM-SUCKER AND THE OTHER IS A FISH!!!! DEER A sign above a mirror in the girls bathroom: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all? I don't know, but it sure ain't you!!! Gremlin This web site was clearly written by a woman. Logic? no Both sides of argument? no Tyler Ex-Lax brownies and a talcum bottle of sneezing powder = one funny ex-girlfriend. Joseph
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