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I just love reading grafitti on the bathroom walls, don't you? You go to the bathroom and end up spending 20 minutes in the stall just reading...well, I do anyway. :) Here's some grafitti that I've found either on the net or in real life. Down at the bottom of the page you'll see links to 14 other walls that were written on by people through ScrawlWall (a kind of wiki for you techies out there). Unfortunately the ScrawlWall is gone but you can still have a quick scribble and submit some grafitti of your own by sending me an email. I'll put it up if it hasn't been used before. Click on these links to see the latest grafitti that's been submitted:

Here are some samples of what you'll find inside on the walls!


Be nice to your children; they get to pick your nursing home.

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, 
like grandfather. Not screaming, 
like the passengers in his car.

                      668, the neighbor of the beast

      I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.

          People have one thing in common: 
          they are all different.

Everyone writes on the walls but me.

           Words mean shit.

                            I could be a bitch. If I was nicer. 

Virginity is like a bubble 
in the mainstream of life: 
one prick and it's gone forever!

                                             I think, therefore I'm single.

        I own my own body, but I share.

                                 Boldly going nowhere.

Life is just one large conspiracy to drive me to chocolate.

                     Hollow chocolate has no calories.

I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, 
especially when people turn out the lights 
while I'm still in the bathroom.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

                       I am the mother of all things 
                 and all things should wear a sweater.

by Shelley
Sign on contraceptive dispenser in men's room: "this chewing gum tastes like rubber".
From Arthur and Bitsy Woods.
Found on the restroom of a music conservatory: Ladies, please refrain from clapping between movements, and do remain seated throughout the entire performance. Thank you. From Carrie.
As most people that have ever had the unpleasant experience of using a porta john, it was made at least a little funnier by the pen of a fool: as you looked straight ahead you see look up, as you look up you see look right, looking right you see look left, looking left it says look down you're probably going to need a change of pants after all this looking around! From pinkston.
"A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot"
Confucious say "Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day"
You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't!
From Mike
Sign high on wall over men's urinal: "What are you looking up here for? Ashamed of it?" From Phil the funseeker
Maturity is Highly Overated!
Don't Drive Any Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly! From Arleen
Working for a boss is like smoking dope...the harder you suck, the higher you get !! From Mark Fairweather
Dip me in honey and feed me to the Lesbians! From Nanster
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
From Gabriel
Each day I make my own little revolution; I speak my mind. From Wanda Miroslava Peguero
I hated flies, then I opened one. From D Conrad
Q: Why don't mathematicians get constipation?
A: Because they can work hard things out with a pencil.
From Christian Kent
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Beauty is only a light switch away.
I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in!! From Jeff Stone
Confucius say: STOP QUOTING ME!
From MikeK401
LIFE'S A BITCH and then u die
But in the end we all get high
So if at first u don't succeed
Then f**k the world and smoke some weed
From Laura
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
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From aspy
Live each day as if it was your last day..... and one day you will be right. From Parag
Mothers of boys work from son up to son down.
From snosom
Love is the leap that can't be denied.
Yeah right, that's the main reason I get tripped so much.
Of course God created man before woman, but then again, you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
From honey
Sign on a condom machine:
For refund, please deposit one baby. From Rob
Imagine if the whole world farted all at once.
From DJ NAHMEAN
Mother Mary we believe
that without sin you did conceive;
Mother Mary thus believing
may we sin without conceiving?
{From a real toilet, at Victoria University of Wellington (VUW) in New Zealand.} Submitted by J. Cone
"I've been told most people smoke after sex... I LEAVE people smoking after sex." From Will
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery and Today is a gift:
That's why we call it The Present.
God gave man a dick and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time. From Erik Ellefson
A HEART IS NOT A TOKEN
A HEART IS NOT A TOY
BUT IF YOU WANT IT BROKEN
JUST GIVE IT TO A BOY
HE'LL HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMS
HE'LL SAY HIS LOVE IS TRUE
BUT WHEN HE FINDS ANOTHER
HE'LL SAY TO HELL WITH YOU
I GAVE MY HEART TO ________(NAME OF GUY)
HE BROKE IT JUST LIKE GLASS
AND IF HE DARE CAME CRAWLING BACK
I'D SAY DARLING, "KISS MY ASS!!"
From @brandonsd.mb.ca
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
From Adams Family
"Tis the lost kingdom of childhood that I am in constant search of..."
From Richard Whitter
Send women out to war, they're used to the sight of blood.
From Jacman80@aol.com
ladies, if you love your man
show some class.
don't write your man's name
where you wipe your ass!!
From johnnie
Blessed are the meek; for we shall inherit the earth....
if that's alright with the rest of you.
From GDA
* A Sign Above The Mirror In A Guy's Restroom *
No Wonder Why You're Going Home Alone
* A Sign Above The Mirror In A Woman's Restroom *
You're Too Good For Him
From RedHeartAndARose@aol.com
Q: Who has more power; men or women?
A: Women: They control half the money and ALL the nookie.
From Michael
Here I sit
Buns a'flexin,
Giving birth to
Another Texan.

This is teepee to go pee pee.
This not wigwam to beat tom tom.
From Dorothy
IF WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, WHY CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
From Helle
Women who seek equality with men lack ambition
From Alpha Forest

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Check out the old ScrawlWalls!

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