God gave men a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to run both at the same time. Technically, chocolate is good for you. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans right, well, beans are good for you, ergo, chocolate is good for you. From kaytielizard I get skidmarks and i don't even have a drivers license From Brenda I was here but now I'm gone I left my name to turn you on You only live once, but if you live right once is enough. From Jaws Moore The best armor is to stand out of range. From txdivastr Save The Last Dance Sarah says to Snookie: "You say a lot of shit for someone who never says anything!" From Louise "No matter how cute he is, someone, somewhere is sick of his shit." Found on a bathroom wall in a bar...thought it speaks only truth. From Dani In this tomb, here I sit, with my mind so full of $hit, and my a$$ is bouncing off the wall, when I see the bloody trickle, where he bit me in nipple, oh, i'll never f*ck a vampire anymore --Buff Women's room sign at bottom of door in engineering building at Ohio University: If you can read this you're peeing at a 45 degree angle From Roger Women! Can't live without them, but I only need one about 20 minutes at a time. From BillB WONDERBOY! Sign above men's urinal: Watch your aim. It is not as long as you think. From Courtney Sex is 99% perspiration, and 1% aspiration!!!!! From Sarah When a storm is approaching, winter weather forecasters are a lot like insecure men. They talk a lot about 8 to 10 inches, but it usually only turns out to be 3 or 4. From John Sheirer roses are red, leaves are green, kiss my ass, cuz im the queen from sasha (After 9-11) Smoke pot, not buildings. C.B. Hall If you voted for Bush, you can't shit here because you asshole's in Washington. (actually seen on TN bathroom wall.) From LC DeLou Men are like slinkies; it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs. It's only funny until someone gets hurt - then it's hilarious! Everyone's entitled to act stupid, but you're abusing the privilege. From Aubrey If a man is talking alone in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? Er yer.. From gemma A woman only needs 4 animals in her life: A mink on her back A jaguar in her garage A tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all. I wanna be just like Barbie cause the bitch got everythin' I'm not a bitch, I'm The Bitch and that's Ms. Bitch to U The perfect breakfast - written by a woman: 1. You're sitting at the table 2. Your son is on the cover of Wheaties 3. Your daughter is on the cover of Forbes 4. Your boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl 5. And your husband is on the back of the milk carton From Colorfultwo
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