In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, acne, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and PPS; why the hell do people tell me to have a nice day?
From PJ

We are in search of some males who will love us, appreciate us and cherish every moment that they spend with us. In a minute we will wake up out of our dream!!
From Shaz and Trish

My mother made me a whore.

If I supplied the yarn, would she make me one?
From Tiffany

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
From Jonathan

B.I.T.C.H is only short for Babe In Total Control of Herself
From Clairuth

hey
from carmen

Men Are Most Definitely The Scum Of The Earth!!!! They Suck! Always Complaining About Something And Always Getting Their Way! Ladies Don't Let Them Have Their Way Anymore!!!
From Dee

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head!
From V

I intend to live forever...so far, so good
From Pokes02

One day a woman rubs a lamp, and out pops a Genie. The Genie says, "You get one wish". "Make me smarter", she says. Poof! He turns her into a man.
From the real deal

Women search for a man who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, DOESN'T exist!
From BJ