If Marilyn Manson met all three Hanson 'children,' what woudl he do to them?

This answer is mine and Christine's, Andy's, Bob's, Theresa's, and Mary's (I think so, at least): He would call them *beepin* girls, and try to massacre 'em, but then they'd play their music, and blow up his head. (note: the four last people mentioned in the answering process are young, and this was worded with them in mind. return to your childhood, and talk like a three year old)

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The Monkees versus the Beatles. Who would win? How?

Ms. Rose: I can't even answer this one- Poemboy just says it all, I think.

Poemboy: Monkees, because monkees eat bugz, and beatles are bugz.

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Go back to question 1, and read the first sentence. Stop there, keep it sloshing around in you rmind, and answer the next question. What kind of music would you sing, and how would you portray the popular musician role? Starving artist, disgustingly peppy, harrassed by the media- what?

Ms. Rose: My music would be un- label-able. It would have an edge to it, and the lyrics would get whatever message I had across in a very cool way that people could actually relate to. They'd also become annoying- sticking in people's heads to the point where they'd cause nervous breakdowns. I'd be an anorexic, peppy artist harrassed by the media and adoring fans.

lostboytwo: alternative... and probably alone with my thought, deep and serious in the mind...it's too late for me to get into this conversation (we understand, and sympathize)

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Which is the better movie- "Airheads" (with Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler, and Steve Bushembie (sp??)) or "Empire Records" (with Ethan Embry, Liv Tyler, and the cool guy named Rory, and other squeel-worthy people)? (OK, I know this isn't really hypothetical, persay, but you try coming up with this stuff all the time, especially when they have to fit into one 'theme,' and be answered by people other than yourself. It's tricky!)

Ms. Rose:Oh, tough call. Love Fraser, love Embry, love mysterious Rory in black. What to do, who to pick. Brain cramp. But... empire records has got to win. They do have Warren, after all, and you gotta love that.

NYsurf1: Empire Records. (more lack of creativity, or possibly talkativeness, here.)

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What's your name?