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The Fifth Game: Which is Better?

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The Fifth Game:
Which is Better?

This is modeled after that "which is better" game, where you get two undesirable options and have to decide between them. Actually, it pretty much is that game. Super thanks to Sarah for helping me come up with some of these. Brian answers questions too.

Which is better, having to go by a trashy porn name for the rest of your life, or having to go everywhere dressed in a chip 'n' dale or stripper outfi

Ms. Rose: I have to go with porn name, because, well, maybe I'd be able to pass it off as somewhat normal. My parents were hippies after all, and I could be looked at as the victim of cruel baby boomers with a nasty sense of humor. As for my name, Brian suggests Serenity, or Alotta Fagina. Jason says something I won't repeat. But Colin came up with Erotica Fantasia, and that sounds about right. Actually, it's a toss up between Serenity and Erotica Fantasia, because I could either go for the obvious or pick a name that's merely suggestive, but could also be interpreted differently. I don't know, it's a toughie.

Brian: It's better to go with the trashy porn name. I would choose Eruption. Although the Chip 'n' Dale outfits would be pretty good too. Although I would make all the guys jealous and the womens would be going nuts all the time.

Your answer:

Which is better, having to phrase everything you say in the form of a question, or saying everything in vese?

Ms. Rose: Questions, definitely. Sure, you'll get annoying and people might stop talking to you, but verse is hard. I'd never be able to talk again, and it's probably more annoying that constant questions, yes?

Brian: "hold on a sec I'm going to try and write my answer in verse . . . My verse is all crappy! give me a day on that one . . . " and that's all. I guess questions are easier. But wait, after posting of this game, Brian meets the challenge:
Life is hard and so am I.
Forms of questions will suck until I die!
Verse rules and all shall see,
why they call me Brian G!

Your answer:

Which is better, walking everywhere using the crab-walk, or having to grab a total stranger to do the three-leg run with in order to get from place to place?

Ms. Rose: Crab-walk. Unless I was carrying something. That would suck. And if a "to die for" guy was walking by, a three-leg run would be perfect. Can't I do both?

Brian: It's way better doing the three-legged run. Imagine doing the crab walk down a busy street and getting an erection. My God! That would be horrible! (Upon further questioning, he claims they happen "at the most inconvenient moments." I've decided to thank God that I'm a girl, and to leave it at that.)

Your answer:

Which is better, having a little TV-chip installed in your right eye that constantly plays All in the Family reruns, or having an earpiece that plays bubblegum music from the '50s 24/7?

Ms. Rose: This is kind of cheating, because I've devised a question where one option isn't that bad to me. I kinda like '50s music, and I figure I can play my other music really really loudly so that it will drown it out. And All in the Family pisses me off, frankly. So the choice is obvious.

Brian: Oh geez! I guess the earpiece because you only need one functioning ear. A chip in your eye is pretty unsightly. Even if you got it removed it would leave a pretty big hole. People wouldn't want to talk to you. Have you ever seen someone with one eye? That shit is nasty!

Your answer:

Which is better, arriving at work everyday by sky diving on top of the roof, or leaving everyday using public transportation dripping wet and wearing only an equally wet bath towel?

Ms Rose: Public transportation while dripping wet and virtually naked sounds just fine in comparison to sky diving. Maybe I can accessorize, with a belt and jewelry. And who says when I have to go home? I can miss rush hour by an hour or two and still not be stuck on the train alone with the psychos. That would be bad, wouldn't it?

Brian: I don't know those are both pretty bad. If you worked in like a 5 sotry building you are likely to die, but if you leave dripping wet you are likely to get the towel stolen and get humiliated. Well, some of us (mainly me) wouldn't be too humiliated. (In other words, it's the towel.)

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