Speak to the Mistress?


Come in number your time is up!


As you will no doubt, by now realized, I am only occasionally a girl. I am not in any way Transgendered, I cross-dress for a number of reasons most of which, I guess satisfy my, whimsical nature. I am still a fairly new Tranny, although I am not a young'un (what do you mean you can see that?!).

Why do I do it? There is always the buzz of the attention and propositions I get from Men, Women and other "girls". Feeling and looking sexy, the turn on of feminine clothing but most of all because I am a complete and utter tart! Though I should make it quite clear that while I am a tart, I'm not cheap and I don't always or even often follow up on propositions. This may make me a tease, but to be honest that's my right. Oh yes and I categorically do not do Guys. Sorry but that's just the way it is, I don't fancy blokes. Attractive TVs and real girls on the other hand...

What else does Alice get up to? Well, clubbing around London subject to finances and dragging myself the length and breadth of the country to see various friends. I have been a Chef for longer than I care to remember but have just finished a Bachelor's Degree in Medieval history. I have recently got into Computers big time and hope to follow the logical course and start working with them. I watch movies and read copiously. History is an obvious favorite, but I love Fantasy and Science Fiction. I've always loved Blake's Seven, The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy and Doctor Who, but am currently watching Highlander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and of course Babylon 5.

Putting the Vamp in Vampire, one of my favourite fascinations/genres is the world of Vampires whether they be cheesy like Hammer Horror (and more recently shoe-string British cult movie Razor Blade Smile) or polished offerings like Interview with the Vampire or Coppola's Dracula. The books of course are far superior to the Movies.

 

Music? Well you can't beat a bit of good old-fashioned Goth. Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim, Rose of Avalanche, Dominator X, Danse Society and Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry to name but a few of the old guard. Of course lot's of new and comparatively new bands like Die Laughing, The Marionettes, Inkubus Sukkubus, and Black Tape for a Blue Girl find there way on to my stereo. It's also fair to say old punks never die and so I must confess to a penchant for The Damned, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Stiff Little Fingers, The Clash, The Lurkers, 999 and numerous others. I also listen to Classical, the Medieval Baebes, The Men They Couldn't Hang, all sorts of Industrial Bands and even occasionally Ska and Reggae. The only things I hate are Jazz and Country & Western .

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