'm mainly a Man of the Arts and Sciences ;
that covers a heap of topics of interest .
I have so many interests and hobbies , it's sinful .
Between piggin' out and sleeping and
takin' big shits , there just ain't enough time
to pursue all the crap that flips my switch .
Most of my interests may seem a bit dry
to the average Bub and Bubbette ,
but yes , I am somewhat human ,
so lemme start off with the basics ,
the stuff that are everybody's favorites .
Well , 'cept for Eunuchs and Karen Carpenter .

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