It is a little known fact that everybody likes a good laugh, even people belonging to much abused occupations such as lawyers, politicians, telemarketers, and armadillo repair sales-people. Furthermore, laughing stimulates various healthy behaviors, such as lowered blood pressure, slowed heart rate, and potential liquid exhalation via the nasal passage. In the interests of facilitating such reactions, I provide a couple of (what I thought were) good ones that have been uncovered through the aeons: