Welcome to Emperor Cartagia's Humour Palace!
"Humour...is such a subjective thing, don't you think, Mollari?"--Cartagia to Londo, The Long Night.
Greetings, dear subjects, and welcome to my Babylon 5 humour page. I am Emperor Cartagia--living god, party animal, and the most FASHIONABLE megolomaniac fiend in the entire galaxy. After I chopped my Court Jester's head off, I was bored, so I came up with some jokes of my own. I thought I'd share some of them with you, as well as those of the other members of the Royal Court. And you'd better LAUGH at our jokes or I'll send you to my pain technician--no, wait, DRAT, I killed HER yesterday too! Oh, bother...what a pain it is being me...
The Evil Emperor's Jokes
Ever wondered what REALLY caused Disco? Lady Keela tells all!
Lady Lindaru's Humour
Gwyn's Humour
Ambassador Cotto's Humour
Want to get more out of life? Enroll in
The Shadow University
TODAY and learn the skills to get what YOU want!
Prospectus by Lady Adira.
Visit my Mystery Science Theater 3000 Shrine! What does this have to do with B5? Not much, but the show did have some Babylon 5 jokes/references in the later years...plus, it's just FUN! So go there. Now.--NEW! (February 22, 2000.)
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Think our jokes are corny? Think you can do better?
Well, send some of your own humour and show me!
