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Name - Donald Norman Mergner Position - Secretary Height - 5' 11" Weight - 200 lbs. College - Southwest Texas Christian Community College of Agriculture, Doctorate in Cow Chip Management Nickname - "Evil Don" Heroes - Roger Staubach, Lou Siefer and the Lone Ranger Hobbies - Playing records backwards and collecting interesting thimbles. Occupation - One of the largest fertilizer wholesalers on the East Coast.

Personal - Don was born in Toad Hollow, Texas and not much is known about Don's real family, as they were transients. He was adopted by Ethel and Lester Mergner, who owned a large ranch and raised Don in a loving enviroment. No one knows if they went wrong, but somehow, Don wound up being evil. During his youth, he was a sissy and a crybaby who wanted to lash out at his tormentors. This turned into rage in his teen years when he became a violent bully. Today, Don is a shrewd and ruthless person. That is why his business associates are plotting to kill him. Don was elected to three terms as a State Senator in his native Texas, and currently serves as the Deputy Mayor of Newark under Sharpe James. He was a three-sport letterman at SWTCCCA, earning letters in Speed Knitting, Girls Volleyball and Track...

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