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Name - Stephen Rocco Cafone Position - Vice President Height - 5'6" Weight - 176 lbs. College - University of Brooklyn, Doctorate in Extortion Nickname - "Don Cafone" Heroes - Napoleon, John Gotti, Joe Pesci and Fran Tarkington Hobbies - removing FBI taps from his home, eliminating 'rats' and ping-pong. Occupation - Don Cafone claims to work in the sanitation industry. |
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Personal - Steve is not involved in any 'organized crime' sydicate, nor does he use 'La Cosa Nostra' to indentify himself or any of his associates. Well, that's what his lawyer tells us. Steve currently has no visable means of employment, but has a $1,375,000 estate and drives a $100,000 Mercedes-Benz. He has served two prison terms and has multiple felony convictions. Playgirl voted Steve 'Sexiest Violent Criminal' in 1992. He played defensive back and was captain of the Brooklyn University football team, the Fighting Underbosses. Being only 5'6", Steve has a true complex about his height. As a result, he seeks to destroy all people taller than him. | ||||||||||||||||
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