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Name - Todd Arnold Freitag Position - Treasurer Height - 6' 4" Weight - 285 lbs. College - Montana Forestry College, Doctorate Degree in Setting Forest Fires Nickname - "Tad" Heroes - Smokey the Bear, The Human Torch & Matt Nokes Hobbies - Smoking at gas stations, paying of his cell phone bill, watching The Towering Inferno (Tad has seen it 278 times and counting...). Occupation - Head Parker Ranger at Dry Kindling State Park.

Personal - Todd was raised in an average suburban family household in Flanders, New Jersey. As a youth, Todd was a bit of a firebug and burnt his family's house to the ground while puncturing aerosol cans in the basement. Luckily, his family escaped unharmed. He was a suspect in several other suspicious neighborhood fires, but nothing could ever be proven. Todd has grown up to be a very malajusted and strange adult. Todd actually spells his name "Tod", to be more pretentious. He is considered the "Ladies Man" of the Kennel Club. Todd has had many colorful experiences with women which include: letting a female run up a $400 cell phone bill and getting stiffed for the cash, getting slapped at a singles bar for calling a woman with an artificial leg "Peggy", and being molested for eighteen hours by a group of biker chicks (his personal favorite)...

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