THE TABLE OF CONTENTS

(so it's not really a table, but does it matter )

Testing : (Trial and error, whatever)

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Hey… this won't work, will it? Stop that, I know you're sneering …

While you're at it, I'll just talk your head off until my brain relents, starts working and comes up with a decent idea yadda, yadda … or until the cows come home whichever comes last.

Anyway, you might wonder at my "typings" , "Whadda **** (ah, remember the little children here) is this girl talking about?" You see, these people have played havoc with my sanity. Yes, you can very well pulverize these people if you are irked at what is written here. So there. Hehehe … okay, I was just kidding about the pulverizing part…

PATRIOTISM. Ever wonder what this 10-letter word means? ( Yes, I know it's not National Day, but all the same…) This story is penned by Gordon. It's a rather touching story (maybe) and unbelievably long in length, so get out your reading glasses people! (yes, this is an order!)
Note : Some parts have been edited for clarity, some for the political incorrectness, and others because I wanted to. The edited parts are marked *text*.

Perhaps now is the time for rejuvenation of the soul after that narrow brush with death in Patriotism. *Bertafakurlah* May I most humbly present to y'all Mabel's Oracle, a serene place where you will uncover secrets for everlasting happiness. Tread with care.

So how was that? Crazy ? "100% Perasan" ?

At this point, I feel it would be appropriate to quote from Sylvia,: "If you want to perasan yourself, perasan habis-habisan, jangan alang-alang, buang karan je!" Which brings us to the Khadam Society…

I know many of you are anxious to join this club…… wHaT?? You haven't heard of the Khadam Society before? Well, it's a service organization dedicated to excellence, service above self. Join the exclusive Khadam Club and journey into a magical and mystical world like never before! Yes, now you have to chance to register on-line to be part of this mad society. All you have to do is submit your

• name
• telephone no.
• IC number
• correspondence address
• passport no.
• PIN

Remember Titanic ? (of course you do, how could you forget?) I know a few of you (okay, maybe more than a few) that would dash away and throw your very being into the South China Sea upon the very mention of that word. Fret not, for microseconds after being exposed to this frenzy, I have come up with em… a sequel to Titanic. Hmm… maybe James Cameron might be interested… (as if)

"Ackk!! Titanic is sinking!!"
Wonder how many people are irritated by the putting up of this pic...hehe

Recently I added some links, so Titanic Lovers, click here. Anti-Titanic (sane) people, join the ring!

Don't drink and drive. (menyahut saranan kerajaan-lah katakan!) There was a poem circulating sometime last year --"Death to the Innocent", a story from a victim's point of view written to raise awareness blah blah you know the rest. Daniel Murray, a friend, wrote a poem in response-- "Guilty", for those that DO drink and drive, to associate them with the first poem.

While we're at it, why not take a look at this , a poem in Bahasa Kebangsaan (tell me, are we to use Bahasa Malaysia or Bahasa Melayu?) about the Jonesboro tragedy, remember, the gunning and all that?

I love music. As you can see, this is me pounding away happily at my piano. ^_^

Music is a higher revelation then all wisdom and philosophy.
--Ludwig van Beethoven.

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