B-List Archive: July 2000

B-List Archive

July 2000

Postings to the B-List.

Subject: B-List: The Joe Cartoon Co.
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000 16:14:42 +0930 (CST)

Hi B-Listers,
I'm on leave this week, so there won't be many posts.  However, this one
should keep you entertained for a while.

The Joe Cartoon Co - home of Frog in A Blender, Gerbil in the Microwave,
Joefish ...
  < http://www.joecartoon.com/ >

Lots of silly games and cartoon movies.  Warning - don't be surprised
to find some violence and colourful language.

Subject: B-List: Furby Military Academies
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2000 21:37:44 +0930 (CST)

Furby Military Academies
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/furbymain.htm >

This one couldn't wait till next week.
To use a well-worn cliche: be afraid, be very afraid.

Some highlights:
* The Tale of PFC Bob (be sure to scroll down to see the full tragedy unfold)
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/pfcbob.htm >
* Summer 2000 FTX (Field Training Exercise)
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/ftx2k/sum2000.htm >
* Seal School: The Hunt for Blue March
  < http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/sealschool.html >
* Spring 2000 FTX
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/ftx2k/spr2000.htm >
* Area 51 1/2 Spring 2000 FTX
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/ftx2k/spr2000a51.htm >
* Recruitment poster
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/fma/fmarecruit.htm >

Also, check out the photo gallery of the people who setup the site:
  < http://users.viawest.net/ctos/~cwebb/photogallery.htm >

Subject: B-List: Information Unlimited
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 09:48:09 +0930 (CST)

Information Unlimited
  < http://www.amazing1.com/ >
"The World of Science and Technology for Everyone!"

Lots of interesting gadgets and appliances.  As their website says:
  Some of the items we carry are "DANGEROUS" and may be
  "ILLEGAL" in your state or country. Please be sure to check
  local laws "BEFORE" ordering.

Some highlights:
 * Hypnosis, Mind Control
   < http://www.amazing1.com/hyp.htm >
 * Insect, Dog and Rodent Control  (check out the anti-dog forcefield)
   < http://www.amazing1.com/pest_control.htm >
 * Plasma displays - including your very own light sabre!
   < http://www.amazing1.com/plasma.htm >
 * Pyrotechnic stuff - inc beer can mortar, pocket flame thrower
   < http://www.amazing1.com/fire.htm >
 * Anti-Gravity
   < http://www.amazing1.com/grav.htm >

Subject: B-List: Travel OS in style
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 12:48:17 +0930 (CST)

Virgin Atlantic - Upper Class
  < http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/main.asp?page=4.1.1 >
I wonder, if I send this to enough people, can I score a free flight? :)

* Inflight Pampering
  < http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/main.asp?page=4.1.1.4 >
* Inflight Entertainment
  < http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/main.asp?page=4.1.1.4.4 >
* Onboard Beauty Therapy
  < http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/main.asp?page=4.1.1.4.2 >
* Onboard Bar
  < http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/newupperclass/bar.asp?ref=L2 >

Subject: B-List: Alcohol & Ammo
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 09:49:23 +0930 (CST)

T-Bone's Alcohol & Ammo
  < http://www.boneland.com/toys/aaa/content.html >

Some of you may have seen this one before.

Subject: B-List: Stress Relief Aquarium 3
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 10:02:34 +0930 (CST)

T-Bone's Stress Relief Aquarium 3
  < http://www.boneland.com/fish/fish-v3/content.html >

Another crazy diversion from T-Bone.

Subject: B-List: Dancin' Fools
Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 10:26:59 +0930 (CST)

Put on your dancing shoes ...
(You may want to turn your volume down, or up)

* Fishydance
  < http://www.fishydance.com/ >

* Dancing Baby Party
  < http://www.sharesmiles.com/greetings/babies.htm >

* Laughing_Girl's Insane Dance Page
  < http://laughinggirl.faithweb.com/dance.htm >

* Sparky Dance
  < http://www.amused.com/sparkydance.html >

* The Flea Circus Dance
  < http://home.eznet.net/~jayne/dance/bugs/fleacircus.htm >

* Metallica Dance
  < http://metalidance.homestead.com/md.html >

Subject: B-List: Dream Interpretation
Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 11:14:17 +0930 (CST)

A couple of sites devoted to dreams and their interpretation.

1. International Institute for Dream Research
  < http://www.dreamresearch.ca/enter.html >

feat. Dreambank
  < http://www.dreamresearch.ca/dreambank/dreambank.html >
You can submit your own dream, or read interpretations of other dreams

2. Dream Emporium
  < http://dreamemporium.com/ >

feat.
* Dream Interpretation Services
  < http://dreamemporium.com/dream_interpreting.html >
* Dream Symbols
  < http://dreamemporium.com/dream_symbols.html >
* Nightmares & Recurring Dreams
  < http://dreamemporium.com/nightmares.html >
plus other links

Also check out the swirling bits of colour which follow your mouse pointer
around.

Subject: B-List: Crash Test Dumbass
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2000 09:06:13 +0930 (CST)

T-Bone's Crash Test Dumbass
  < http://www.boneland.com/toys/ctd/content.html >

Also, see the preview for the sequel
  < http://www.boneland.com/toys/ctd2-p/content.html >

Subject: B-List: Midtown Manhattan webcam
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2000 11:56:32 +0930 (CST)

Midtown Manhattan Webcam
  < http://www.francetel.com:8080/index.html >

It's nighttime now.

Select the connection speed.  If your browser is Java-enabled, you can
also control the camera.

Subject: B-List: Knotty Kitty
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 09:19:45 +0930 (CST)

T-Bone's Knotty Kitty
  < http://www.thewax.com/t-bone/tkk/index.html >

A twisted little game.

Subject: B-List: Resignation from Adulthood
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 09:23:17 +0930 (CST)

A different kind of resignation
  < http://geocities.datacellar.net/Heartland/Hills/3456/h_resignation.html >

Subject: B-List: Marriage Names and History Lesson
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 12:59:24 +0930 (CST)

You may have seen these before ...

1. Marriage Names
  < http://geocities.datacellar.net/~funny-farm/h_marriage.html >

eg:
  If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
  If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar,
  then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

2. The World According to Student Bloopers
  < http://geocities.datacellar.net/Heartland/Hills/3456/h_history.html >

eg:
  Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented thre
  kinds of colums - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths.
  A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles
  dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles
  appears in "The Illiad", by Homer.  Homer also wrote the "Oddity",
  in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his
  journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man
  of that name.

Subject: B-List: Scanwave.com
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000 09:22:28 +0930 (CST)

Scanwave.con: "Hours of Fun"
  < http://www.scanwave.com/and/10/11.htm >

Walk thru this virtual museum/art gallery/shop.  I suspect the latter.

A couple of "exhibits" that I found:
* The Anti-Computer
  < http://www.scanwave.com/and/m44anti/11.htm >
* Instructions Poster
  < http://www.scanwave.com/and/m45instruct/11.htm >

Subject: B-List: More Dancin' Fools
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2000 14:59:06 +0930 (CST)

TV and Movie Dance Pages
  < http://www.tvdance.com/dancelist/ >

Some highlights:
  < http://www.tvdance.com/austinpowers2/ >
  < http://www.tvdance.com/americanpie/ >
  < http://www.tvdance.com/happygilmore/ >
  < http://www.tvdance.com/flintstones/ >

Other Dance Pages
  < http://www.tvdance.com/dancelinks/ >

Subject: B-List: Niagara Falls Webcam
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 09:58:23 +0930 (CST)

Niagara Falls Webcam
 < http://www.fallsview.com/English/pages/fallscam.shtml >

Subject: B-List: Silly, but real, names
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 10:34:01 +0930 (CST)

Names You Never Knew Existed... (Silly Names)
  < http://members.aol.com/pinjunkie/index.html >

Examples:
  * Candice B. Fureal (Can This Be For Real)
  * Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell)
  * Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
  * Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure Man, Whatever)

Note the warning:
  "Some of these names contain sexually suggestive material, which may not
   be suitable for young children, old men in tank tops, and certain breeds
   of stuffed animals"

Subject: B-List: Crank calls in RealAudio
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 10:38:58 +0930 (CST)

The CranKings
  < http://members.aol.com/crankings/ >

If you have RealAudio setup to get thru the Firewall, try this.

I haven't heard any of them, so I don't know what they're like.

Subject: B-List: Stylish sites
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 13:47:19 +0930 (CST)

Some Sites for the style-conscious

Bang & Olufsen
  < http://www.bang-olufsen.com/ >

Style365.com
  < http://www.style365.com/ >

MarthaStewart.com
  < http://www.marthastewart.com/ >

Subject: B-List: Name Generators
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 15:26:58 +0930 (CST)

1. Bond Girl Name Generator
  < http://www.dvd.com/stories/play/bondgirls/ >
I know, some of you have seen this one before.  Did you tell me about it?
No :p

2. Wu-Name
  < http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl >
That old classic.

Subject: B-List: Top 10 things that sound dirty ...
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:14:32 +0930 (CST)

Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't
  < http://dailydose.z.com/joke_display.cfm?Jokeid=16520 >

 10. I need to whip it out by 5.

  9. Mind if I use your laptop?

  8. Just stick it in my box.

  7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

  6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

  5. Hmmmmmm. I think it's out of fluid!

  4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.

  3. It's an entry-level position.

  2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:

  1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there!

Subject: B-List: Chicago Webcam
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 10:39:42 +0930 (CST)

Chicago Webcam
  < http://www.wgntv.com/livecam/index.html >

It's early evening there - almost sunset.

Subject: B-List: The Dialectizer
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 12:40:49 +0930 (CST)

The Dialectizer
  < http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ >

A collection of weird language translators:
  Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, Hacker

Works on URLs, or you can type in stuff to translate.

Subject: B-List: Apple's Cube
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 12:57:57 +0930 (CST)

Just in case you haven't heard about it, check out Apple's new computer:
  < http://www.apple.com/powermaccube/ >
  < http://www.apple.com/powermaccube/specs.html >
New mouse, new keyboard.

New iMacs:
  < http://www.apple.com/imac/ >

And new dual-processor G4 towers:
  < http://www.apple.com/powermac/ >

Subject: B-List: 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 09:19:37 +0930 (CST)

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
  < http://www.bl.net/forwards/elevators.html >

eg:
* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them
  to call you "Admiral."
* Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
* Start a sing-along.
* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
  passengers that this is your "personal space."

Subject: B-List: Jar Jar Torture Engine
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 09:43:00 +0930 (CST)

Jar Jar Torture Engine
  < http://www.hecklers.com/jarjartorture/index.php3 >

Requires Flash plug-in.

Subject: B-List: Hong Kong webcams
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 15:01:02 +0930 (CST)

Hong Kong webcams
  < http://www.hkta.org/gallery/webcams.html >

Subject: B-List: Real Headlines
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 09:32:03 +0930 (CST)

Some funny, but real headlines
  < http://www.bl.net/forwards/headlines.html >

eg:
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Subject: B-List: Antarctica webcams
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 10:21:47 +0930 (CST)

Antarctica webcams and live weather details
  < http://www.antdiv.gov.au/stations/live.html >

Check out the live weather info at Casey and Mawson.

Subject: B-List: Driveways of the Rich & Famous
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 12:54:57 +0930 (CST)

Celebrity Driveways
  < http://www.driveways.com/ >

Subject: B-List: Cubicle Commando
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2000 10:20:17 +0930 (CST)

Cubicle Commando
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/ >

Lot's of stuff for when you're bored at work
* Jokes
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/jokes/index.htm >
* Funny Photos
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/funnyphotos/index.htm >
* Useless Facts
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/uselessfacts/index.htm >
* Time Wasters
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/timewasters/index.htm >
* Audio/Video
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/AV%20stuff/index.htm >
* Mini survey responses
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/top5results.asp >

63 Things You Might Not Have Known......
  < http://www.cubiclecommando.com/uselessfacts/uselessfacts/63things.htm >
eg:
* The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
* The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
* On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
* Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of
  celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
* Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
* There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

Subject: B-List: Excuses for sleeping at work
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 2000 15:13:56 +0930 (CST)

Top things to say when your boss catches you sleeping 
  < http://dailydose.z.com/joke_display.cfm?Jokeid=12737 >

  1) "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen." 
  2) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the correction fluid." 
  3) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
  4) "Why did you interrupt me? I almost had our biggest problem solved!" 
  5) "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot." 
  6) "Ah,the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic." 
  7) "Amen. Yes, may I help you?"

Subject: B-List: WackyUses.com
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 10:23:24 +0930 (CST)

Joey Green's WackyUses.com
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/ >
A website promoting the guy's books.  But there's lots of interesting stuff
here, for free.

* Wacky Uses of well-known products
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/uses.html >
eg Coca Cola
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/coke.html >

* Weird facts about products
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/weird.html >
eg Spam
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/spam.html >

* Banned Madness
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/banned.html >
eg Hydrogen Ballon Bomb
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/hydrogen.html >

* Wacky Use of the Week
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/week.asp >

* Wacky Reader Tips for products
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/reader.html >

* Wacky Links
  < http://www.wackyuses.com/links.html >
eg Insect Recipes
  < http://www.ent.iastate.edu/misc/insectsasfood.html >

* Related site: WackyScientist.com
  < http://www.wackyscientist.com/ >

Subject: B-List: Happiest Potties on Earth
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 11:31:10 +0930 (CST)

MousePlanet: Happiest Potties on Earth
  < http://www.mouseplanet.com/potties/ >

Check out the location and descriptions of these important Disneyland
facilities.
eg
* Main Street, USA
  < http://www.mouseplanet.com/potties/mainstreet.html >
* Tomorrowland
  < http://www.mouseplanet.com/potties/tomorrowland.html >
* Fantasyland
  < http://www.mouseplanet.com/potties/fantasyland.html >

Subject: B-List: Excuses Galore
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 14:41:08 +0930 (CST)

The Mother of All Excuses Place
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/ >

Hundreds of funny/ridiculous/pathetic excuses.
Sections include:
* Work Excuses
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/work.htm >
* School Excuses
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/school.htm >
* Tax Excuses
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/tax_excuses.htm >
* Funny Things That People Do
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/funny_things.htm >
* Humor
  < http://madtbone.tripod.com/humor.htm >
eg: Real, documented conditions
. BEER DRINKERS FINGER:
  Swelling, bluish discoloration and wasting of finger caused by placing
  pop-top beer can rings on finger. {JAMA, 68}
. BINGO BRAIN:
  The headache associated with carbon monoxide intoxication which occurs
  after spending long hours in smoke filled bingo halls. {Canadian Medical
  Association, 1982}
. CASINO FEET:
  Soreness of the feet caused by standing in front of slot machines for
  long periods of time. {Wilmington Morning Star, 1981}
. CREDIT-CARD-ITIS:
  Pain over the rear and down thigh due to pressure on nerve from a wallet
  stuffed with credit cards. {New England Medical Journal, 1966}
. HOUSWIFITIS:
  Nervous symptoms related to spending too much time managing a busy household.
  {Centrescope, 1976}
. RETIRED HUSBAND SYNDROME:
  Tension, headaches, depression and anxiety felt by women whose husbands
  have just retired. {Western Journal  of Medicine, 1984}
. TELEVISION LEGS:
  Loss of normal flexibility of the legs from being slumped in a chair in
  front of the box for too long. {JAMA, 1958}
. TOILET SEAT DERMATITIS:
  Skin irritation on rear from spending too much time on the toilet.
  {Archive of Dermatology, 1933}

You can also submit stuff.

Subject: B-List: Doggie tales
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 16:16:56 +0930 (CST)
1. Lump: The No-Legged Dog
  < http://www.joecartoon.com/new/lump.html >

2. Hummer vs Puppy
  < http://www.joecartoon.com/new/hummerpuppy.html >

Subject: B-List: DNA Slot Machine/Punch Regis
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 09:43:27 +0930 (CST)

A couple more Flash "games"

* DNA Slot Machine
  < http://www.hecklers.com/dna/ >

* Who Wants To Beat The Hell Out Of Regis Philbin?
  < http://www.hecklers.com/punchreege/ >

Subject: B-List: Home Appliance Shooting
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 10:12:23 +0930 (CST)

The Original World Famous Home Appliance Shooting Page
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has.html >

See how Daniel and his mates dispose of unwanted household appliances.
"Over the fifteen years, I've shot many, many electro-mechanical devices to
 pieces. This has included televisions, micro-wave ovens, and all sorts of
 other stuff that looked fun to shoot."

eg:
. Daniel and Mike - handy with a pick and a sledgehammer
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has.img/grill2.jpg >
. Bye-bye pesky printer
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has.img/print1.jpg >

More photos from other "Events":
* Home Appliance Shooting Two - Slugfest 96
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has2.html >

* Home Appliance Shooting Three - Feel the Power!
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has3.html >

* Home Appliance Shooting Four - Guns and a Front-end Loader
  < http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has4.html >

Subject: B-List: Crash Test Dumbass 2
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 09:28:56 +0930 (CST)

T-Bone's Crash Test Dumbass 2
  < http://www.boneland.com/toys/ctd2/content.html >

The sequel has just been released.

This time you get three camera angles and new targets.

Subject: B-List: Assorted Treats
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 10:06:04 +0930 (CST)
1. Middle School Comic Relief II
  < http://www.middleweb.com/MSHumor2.html >
More gems from schoolkids.
eg:
 * H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water
 * Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
   Hydrogin is gin and water
 * To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow

2. Determine Your Guyness Quotient
  < http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark/Hall/2239/humor/quiz/are-you-a-guy.html >

3. LA Math Exam
  < http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark/Hall/2239/humor/quiz/LA_math_exam.html >

4. English dialect translators
  < http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/ >
Yorkshire, Posh, Geordie, Scottish etc, plus a Joke of the Day (a bit weak
though)

5. A Photo of my new Bike
  < http://www.trekbikes.com/bikes/international/mtn/4300.html >
(except mine is "inkwell blue")

Subject: B-List: Maui, Hawaii webcams
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 14:33:41 +0930 (CST)

Webcams at Maui, Hawaii
  < http://www.tiki.net/~rw/video/video.html >

Subject: B-List: Dumb Criminal Acts
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 15:45:11 +0930 (CST)

DumbCriminalActs.com
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/ >

* Banks
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/banks.shtml >
eg
  ID Badges (Long Beach, CA)
  During their lunch hour, several employees of a large aerospace company
  decide to rob a bank.  The group figured the police would never look for
  them at the plant. Of course, being dumb criminals, they forgot to removed
  their ID badges during the robbery. 

* Cars
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/cars.shtml >
eg
  Ring Ring (Unknown)
  A woman reported her missing car to the police and mentioned that the car
  had a phone. The police officer taking the report called the phone. He
  told the man that answered that he had read the ad in the paper and was
  interested in buying the car. The two arranged to meet and the thief was
  promptly arrested. 

* Convenience Stores
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/convenience.shtml >
eg
  Look Who Is Beside You (Unknown)
  A man went into a convenience store and bought a bottle of beer. Standing
  at the counter to pay, he tells the clerk to give him all the money she has.
  Standing next to him was a uniformed police officer.

* Drug-related
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/drugs.shtml >

* Kidnappings
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/kidnap.shtml >

* Robberies
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/robberies.shtml >

* Other
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/other.shtml >

* Random Story
  < http://www.dumbcriminalacts.com/random/index.shtml >

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