In THIS ARSE KICKIN' EPISODE

Shere Khan is puzzled. His planes, which carry important cargo to important people, have been disappearing into thin air. He decides to find a pilot to go out there find out what's going on, but he has to find a pilot foolish enough to do it...and you can all guess who that is....

In case you haven't noticed, I love this episode.

In fact, I worship it. This is TaleSpin at it's very very very very best: smart, funny, clever, and has both an engaging plot and character development, not to mention a completely pointless, but funny, scene of WildCat riding around on an out of control motorbike.

Added plusses: Minimal amount of Molly infestation, and a whole big load of that steaming hunk of sexy tiger, Shere Khan. Oh...my...GOD!!!! Okay, what do you all say I get all my rabid lust for the man out of my system now, okay? All right, here we go....let's start out with that beautiful animal saying the phrase, "Are we the only store in town that carries nutmeg?" Ohhhh...he said "nutmeg". Sigh...I love a man that can roll "nutmeg" off his tongue. Not to MENTION the word "pansy". It sounds so very naughty coming from him.

Also, the board meeting scene was quite cool, Shere sittin' all pimp like in his big chair with all those CEO's sitting around him. Why were they all brown cats, may I ask? What's WITH that? And of course, there is that classic line, the line that describes everything that Shere Khan is....

Cat #1: Geez, it's three in the morning. Doesn't Mr. Kahn ever sleep?

Cat #2: Ever heard of vampires?

DARN STRAIGHT!!!!! That's my man. Those teeth of his can really get into your neck, believe you me....heh heh heh. Hmmm. Also, take note of everybody's reverence to Mr. Khan when he sent the telegram for Baloo. Yeah, that's right. KNEEL TO HIM! KNEEL!

(You know, to everyone else, it might seem like Mr. Khan is infallible. Not so. He worships the ground I make him crawl on.) Okay, let me, think, is that it? I think so. If not, I'll add more.

Anyway, some fun stuff I noticed about this ep: they used like half of it in the opening titles. I thought that was interesting, considering that this is one of the most well animated eps they have. (Read my fanfic.) Why isn't it on video? They always do the plane so well, which reminds me: in the review of part two I might have my brother, aka. StanfordGenuis, describe why it is impossible for planes to take off upside-down.

Baloo sure was being a $%&^$#@ in this episode! Geez! So he saved a dumb koala, and then Kit saved a baby, and he gets all the credit. The scene with the air board being towed behind the motorbike was quite spiffy. I loved the fact that he was throwing the bagels into people's (read my fanfic, send me letters) windows. It's like you're a secretary, typing away, and all of a sudden a big Lender's bagel hits you in the face. But I did like seeing other citizens of Cape Suzette. I find that interesting. Another thing I find interesting is Becky's apartment. We didn't see it in this ep, but that's one nice apartment, believe you me.

Anyway, Baloo was SO letting that trophy get to his head. (Oh, that thing about Shere "speaking for the community". Har har big fat har. But then again, he said the phrase "you more than earned it". I love his voice. That voice telling you that you're a "beautiful woman" or "wine, dear?" is enough to melt you into the floor, believe you me. Tony Jay is such a STUD!) And Baloo saying, "Hey, I can see the sea duck from here!" That's SO something I would do.

I was so with Kit when Baloo was at Louie's being a jerk. Sometimes I find Kit an annoying punk, but he was pretty cool in this ep. Baloo was just being such a jerk. I was about ready to pick him up by the collar and slap him around like a little rat. God! Grrrr. Baloo, Kit KNOWS where the rope is, okay? Geez! Who invited you! (read my fanfic.) Besides, I'd find getting that trophy from Khan a bit sketchy. I mean, Khan may be rich, but does he really have the jurisdiction to decide who the best pilot in the world is? How much does my guy really know about planes? And also, how did he get control of the navy, as we see in ep. two? (e-mail me) Just how much power DOES he have?

Man, you should see when Shere and Bill Gates get into a room together. It's really weird.

Anyway, the scene at the very very end was quite spiffy. The sound the light made was cool. LIGHT GOOD! Well, actually it was bad in this ep...but God likes light...oh heck, I'm not getting into this right now. Anyway, what happened? Why are the pilots disappearing on Khan's Master Run? What happened with Baloo and Kit, and what was the flash of light? Will Baloo get over himself? What will Shere and I have for dinner? And WHAT IS UP with that band of screaming German men? What are they called? Rammestien?

See ya next ep- KarmaCat

By the way, those of you who are faithfully reading the fanfic, THANK YOU, and please don't be shy in writing me an e-mail. I just want to know I'm a appreciated. And don't be scared to say something stupid, okay? I don't care. Heck, read the above review. I'm always saying stupid things to complete strangers! Fret not! Give feedback! FEEDBACK!! NYYAAAAAA!!!!

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