In this episode, Kit and Baloo try to save a whale that is being held captive by a cruel and frankly butt ugly water- park keeper.

Maybe this episode only disgusted me because I was eating cocktail onions straight out of the jar when I was watching it. (Yeah, I like them. What's your problem, mack? Wanna take this outside? Yeah, I'll show you onions....)

Or maybe it was so Free Willy that I wanted to puke. Now, I have absolutely no problem with animal kindness. I mean, I'm all for whales being safe and happy and stuff. This show was just so incredibly, well, BOUGHT. I don't know how else to explain it. It's almost like they only made it because the FCC demanded that they have some eco-safe programming.

What really made me angry was the fact that they used the money they would have bought the Sea Duck with to buy a whale harness, or whatever the living heck that thing was. I mean, the whale escaped once by itself. Why do they have to spend their hard-earned money on a whale harness? What the dilly, yo?

Rrrrg. I wanted to see one of my lovers today, but NOOOOO. I have to look at a stupid whale. Although, for some reason, the sardines in peanut butter made me hungry.

Oh God. I'm having all these weird cravings....sardines in peanut butter, cocktail onions....could I be....? Nahhhhh. I'd have to have a word or two with Shere. Or Karnage. Oh geez. I'm a Promiscuous Fan Femme.

Hee hee. Heh. I didn't just say all that.

At least they made the bad guy hate - able enough. I really wanted to kick him in the face. It was just that squeaky little voice. Rrrrg. I mean, they have some real *^$&^*& 's for bad guys on this show, but he was definitely one of the worst. I STILL miss Mr. Percy from "Baloo Thunder". He was dabomb.

Anybody watch "Invasion America"? Was cool.

Anyway, back to this crappy episode. I wanted to kill it. It's not even that, even, it was just one of those eps that you don't care much about. It's like, okay, when's this gonna be over, I have to go do some ironing.

Although, Kit DID look mighty cute as a seal....Kit's gonna be a stud when he grows up. Mark my words.

Okay, um, I can't think of anything much else. I just didn't like it. Just you wait until 'The Incredible Shrinking Molly" comes back on. I'm gonna take notes and blast every single line.

Bye now, ya' monkeys-

Liz

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