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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
What an ugly frog you are
Think that I can change you back
Could you please try to relax

I'm a wizard this is true
Need credentials ~ I'll show you
I will do my very best
This will be my biggest test

Tell you what I'm going to
Gonna make your dreams come true
Just sit there and hold your breath
When you feel you have none left

Jump up high and we will see
What my wand can do for thee
Oops I lost my magic touch
Hope that you don't mind too much

Sorry but you'll have to be
Another frog in misery
But don't be worried or be sad
You're not the ugliest frog I had

Frogs you see are not all cursed
Pigs not made from silken purse
Enjoy your life and face it pal
Hope this builds up your morale.

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~ Francine Pucillo ~
Šused with permission, Sept. 30, 2002

Read more of her poetry
here.

 

Credit for the script that floats the MOON to LISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL

Sept. 30, 2002

 

 

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