Rank: Captain Bonnie Lightspeed
Critics' Acclaim: "An Epic in the Flesh!"
Major: Biological Engineering
Height: 5'7"
Distinguishing Feature: Her freshly shaved head
Emode Personality Colour: Yellow
Special Skill: travelling at the speed of lint
Nickname: Danger, Speed, Bonster, bspeed, Bon, Geek, Boni, Lightspeed
Favourite Quote: No Complaints, No Regrets
Favourite Team Death Moment: Ben's rotating penis
Favourite Animal Reference: lemmings
Favourite three-letter sound effect: gah
Archenemy: NASBY
Most likely found: with rockets in her pockets
Watch - digital or analogue: analogue
Claim to fame: Invented the dash "-", Jedi Knight
Colour of Silly Putty: Purple Glitter
Obession: Star Wars, rockets
Webpage(s): Bonnie's World,The Stinky Couch Homepage, And all the subsections and branches within...