-actual comment from our professor-

The following are quotes from the team.
Please take out of context, this is likely how these were intended.

Lieutenant-Commander Rudi: Boni's the only one who can make Ben go up and down.

Senior Ensign Ben: I've never had a positive experience with a three and a half inch floppy.

Rear Admiral Roni: I'd go to bed with anyone if I was just allowed to go to bed.

Captain Bonnie Lightspeed: I wanted to drink a sailor's dicky!

Captain Bonnie Lightspeed: I can't put it all in my mouth! It's too hard!

Lieutenant-Commander Rudi: Your hardness is greatly exaggerated.

The following is an excerpt of an email sent between the Captain and the Lieutenant.
Please see Ben's Penis for background information on this topic.

Captain: Can you send me Ben's penis? I need to utilise it.
Lieutenant: Ben's penis is too big for the mail server. You'll have to get it some other way.

As kings of design, we included the following in our design proposal and timeline. It went unoticed, and therefore, we passed...somehow.

March 9, 2001: Group Meeting we drop this course and do not finish design

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