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JESSE "THE GOVERNOR" VENTURA!!!

TOP TEN JESSE VENTURA CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

1. It's the stupidity, stupid.
2. Vote for me, or so help me God, I'll pile drive you!
3. Providing the wise economic stewardship of Hulk Hogan and the progressive policies of Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.
4. Finally, a governor whose shorts glitter.
5. I'm the only candidate endorsed by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
6. C'mon, don't you want to see NEWT GINGRICH in a chokehold?!?
7. A man in tights has nothing to hide.
8. Building a steroid-enhanced bridge to the 21st century.
9. Let's get ready to legislate!
10. He's already used to deceiving the public.

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NEW NEWS! ATTENTION -- THE GEEK SQUAD SUCKS! THE MINNEAPOLIS GEEK SQUAD - DON'T GO THERE! EVER! THEY ARE LOSERS! OK?

Diettalk Chatroom -- Update

Anybody who has been to Diettalk lately -- their chatroom is just terrible! I logged on the other day and somehow ended up in a cyber-sex chat!!!! Why not come to HERSELF's chat room and visit with your friends? Lots better place to come! Get a group together and plan and time and start meeting there! You can get into Herself's Chat Room by clicking on the "Chattering Mouth" on any page within this web site! Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DIET COOKING TIPS
---Make microwave popcorn yourself! Have you ever checked the label on microwave popcorn, even the supposed low fat stuff? Well surprise surprise -- they use HYDROGINATED TROPICAL OILS which is very artery clogging and bad bad bad for you!!!!

Take a brown paper lunch bag and put in it -- just under 1/2 cup of popcorn (I use yellow). Roll the top over about 1/4 inch and use a piece of tape along the fold line to secure it. Lay it on its side in the microwave and set your microwave to about 4 or 5 minutes. It takes longer to start popping because no fats or oils are used. Listen to it popping and when it seems to have stopped (about 2 secs between pops) take it out AND IT IS DONE! Season with salt and we spray it lightly with "margarine spray" which has NO CALORIES. YUMMY! Good with a glass of ice water at night and it is GOOD FOR YOU TOO!

---LEAVE OUT the margarine in receipes! You can't even taste the difference! In dishes such as the boxed macaroni and cheese and other boxed products. Try it! You really can't tell! Use skim milk instead of regular milk! Lighten up!

---USE APPLESAUCE instead of OIL in boxed cake mixes. I have tried this with the chocolate cake mixes and it really works! In fact, I like it better! The OIL is put in to make the cake not crumbly and the applesauce seems to do the trick!

---USE SPRAY PAM to "fry" with! Never never use cooking oil!!!! This works great to get the "browning effect" of regular oil!!!

----RINSE YOUR HAMBURGER after you have "browned" it with boiling water before adding to your dish! Be sure to first drain the initial fat off into a separate container -- put hamburger into your colander in your sink and rinse! Be sure to squirt some "Dawn" or other grease dissolving liquid dish detergent into your sink drain first to prevent clogging!

---TAKE THE SKIN off of chicken and cut excess fat off of your meats before cooking!

---FOR BAKED POTATO toppings, use "I can't believe it's Not Butter" spray or non-fat sour cream instead of butter or margarine!

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