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So....Below you will find the current listing of the Entire Diablo Labs Plush and Cuddly Action Figures Product Line. Feel free to pick and choose what you will, and we will deliver your selections to you faster than you dreamt (and we do mean dream) possible.
And now, Diablo Labs is proud to introduce the:
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Vansen comes with AI BERSERKER KILLING RAGE(patented) and reversible Nomex Flight suit/ Bikini! She is sure to make an impact on any AI you may have in your household, but don't hold Diablo Labs liable for the damages! | |
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Shane Vansen
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| West comes with expandable cheeks with built in "Chipmunk Action" perfect for hiding things in; as well as the Patented AWOL Action features. |
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Nathan West
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Damphousse comes with (patented)Action Jaw Popping and Official Cal Tech Diploma (suitable for framing) | |
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Damphousse Doll
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| Hawkes comes with miniature Boom Box and cd's, just right for annoying those new recruits. He also has the (patented) OFFICIAL 2063 Marine Haircut Kit. Neck Nipple Piercing optional. |
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Cooper "Duh?" Hawkes
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Wang comes with his own Bears shirt with (patented)Smell-o-Rama Surround Smell and his own *Disposable Spacenet Girlfriend*! Pull his string and find out what he says next! Break out the extension cord, and see if you can make him talk! | |
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Paul "Spamboy" Wang
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| TC McQueen comes with 20% of his body burned and book of meaningful things to think about when going off to die! Hours of Inspiring enjoyment! |  |
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T.C. "Latex" McQueen
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Feliciti, our favorite
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Monitors come with Black Jumpsuits, Cold Stares and a Slide Projector! Have days of fun showing those "Tanks" who is really the boss! Redshirts are a must for any serious Action Figure collector! No two are alike and you will have many fine memories of the ways in which you killed them off! Since they are expected to die, the prices on them are much lower too! Get a few thousand and fill your Saratoga Playset! Commodore Ross comes with his own bottle of Meyer's Rum and a Gibson Six String Acoustical Guitar. Pull his string and he'll sing the blues! Optional Accessories allow him to utter inspiring phrases like "Abandon All Hope My Ass!" and "Get that ship out of my sky!" Sewell comes with all sorts of wonderful gear that will make him the most secretive action figure you have! Until you toss him in the Oxygen Rich Laboratory Bake Set that is! Includes Locked Briefcase, List o' Traitors, "Manipulation for Fun and Profit" Booklet, and Aerotech ID Badge! Meng has the ability to get your other Plush and Cuddly Action Figures whatever they need/want, whenever they want/need it right now. Say you are craving some Chicago style pizza. Or you need some strawberries, because your Saratoga Cell phone is not working, and that fat ensign won't give up his space in line for the phone for anything less. Meng can square you away, no doubt about it. Rub his head, and hear him say, "Soft, Fluffy Paper". Grease his palm, and watch him scurry. Diablo Labs is not liable for any consequences resulting from the actions of your Meng Doll. Chaplain Doll Got a date with your maker? In a hurry to remove one of the makers creations from his universe? Well don't forget about the Diablo labs Chaplain Doll. If you are one of those people who just likes to hedge your bets, just in case there really might be someone up there you might want to get this doll Right Now. Elroy the A.I. So you are feeling a little down you say? Then what you need is Elroy, a silicate to make you smile. And believe us, you'll smile, even if it kills you. Also useful when you are feeling a little suspicious of your employees: Just whip out lil Elroy, and they will soon be making confessions that would make Ho Chi Minh proud. Sabotage95 Software not included. |
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