Many of our customers complained that mail order just wasn't enough for them. They wanted to be able to come into the show room no matter where they were living, Ceres Region or not. So....rather than bringing the whole showroom to them, we decided to give them the means to come to us, and look stylish at the same time.

Each of our vehicles comes with the latest in dealer options, and while they may not survive the crash tests, at least you will die knowing that it was Diablo Labs that brought you there.

Diablo Labs' High Speed, Low Drag Vehicles

SA-43 Hammerhead! Never be late for work again in your own Indo-Exo Atmospheric Fighter! Really show that guy that cut you off on the freeway the other day! Perfect for cruising around the galaxy, looking for your girlfriend! Cockpit detaches for when you have those little accidents! Not responsible for explosive decompression, separate cockpit bay not included!

ISSCV! Like a winnebago, only better, now you and the whole family can cruise about the galaxy taking in all of the sites! Wonderful mileage and if you order now, we will even throw in, for no additional cost, child safety seats! (meets 2069 standards!)

USS Saratoga! Now you too can travel about the Galaxy with more firepower than most countries! Launch Hammerheads (not included) at your enemies! Drop the Saratoga and watch Damage Control Teams (included) scurry! Watch military contractors try to take over your ship and crew! Bunk Male and Female Personnel in the same room and watch what happens! Optional Space Skis and Sundeck not included!

Don't Forget Your Space AAA membership! Have you ever been lost in space? Chances are that you haven't if you are reading this catalog, but do you really want to take the chance? Apply now and receive the same benefits of our other members throughout the cosmos! Lose engine power? Relax and we will send a comet to tow you back to occupied space. Get locked outside of your ISSCV again? We will send someone to let you in right away! And our 24 hour Space emergency lines are always open! Join up today!