The Complete Line of Diablo Labs Action Playsets!!

Diablo Labs Fun Filled Action Playsets are just the thing that you need to spice up your life! Never again will you have to be bored, sitting around, downloading porn from the alt.binaries.erotica.space.and.beyond.bondage.leather.Feliciti.Funpack newsgroups! Just go out and buy any of these Play Sets, stock them with the Plush and Cuddly Action Figures of your choice, and watch for hours!

Note: Due to the recent Supreme Court Ruling, Diablo Labs has yet again been vindicated of all charges of inferior materials, and possible habit forming substances being used to make our products. If, however, you should feel the uncontrollable urge to drool uncontrollably, we will be happy to provide you with the latest medical information regarding possible courses of action, and causes.

West Action AWOL set! Have hours of fun sending West across the galaxy to find his girlfriend! Watch as he destroys his Hammerhead (not included)! Laugh as he cleans the USS Saratoga (not included) recycler system for punishment!

Kylen Celina Clone Bake Set! (Light Bulb not included) Includes Molds for making Kylen and 7 other Tellus Colony survivors! Watch the Dissolve Action (patented) when you shoot your clone sicken your friends and family! No messy bodies to dispose off, just mop and go!

Artificial Intelligence Erector set! Build your own AI, perfect for dozens of uses! Includes Windows 95 and Take a Chance software!

Aerotech Play set! Includes Sewell ID KIT and Official Joint Chiefs of Staff papers so that you too can take over a carrier at your whim! Enjoy hours of entertainment as you send colonists to their death! Bribe Politicians, steal military data, and be secretive just like real Defence Contractors!

USS Saratoga Adventure set! Now you too can travel about the Galaxy with more firepower than most countries! Launch Hammerheads (not included) at your enemies! Drop the Saratoga and watch Damage Control Teams (included) scurry! Watch military contractors try to take over your ship and crew! Bunk Male and Female Personnel in the same room and watch what happens! Optional Space Skis and Sundeck not included!

Vanson-Damphousse Combat Arena! Now you and the kids can have all of the fun of domestic abuse, and still call it productive! Includes electrified barriers, small, confining cell and your own Chig to watch it all! Runs on 5 D-Cell batteries (not included) Purina Chig Chow not included. Not responsible for accidental fatalities.

U.S.S MacArthur Reactor Room Playset! Straight from the "Mutiny" Episode into your living room, now you too have the power to start a nuclear crisis right before dinner! Will anyone come to help you when your neighbors decide to take over your house? Will you be able to restore power after your reactor starts acting flaky? What section of your neighborhood will you cut off power to in order to save yourself and the rest? Many hours of entertainment in every session! Nuclear Material included, but not the lead shielding. InVitro Technicians not included. Armory not included.

Damphousse Psychic Playset! Now you too can Guest on Dione Warwick's Psychic Friends! When you use this kit, you will have every right to see weird colors, have visions, hear voices, and have bad feelings, all the things people sometimes take hallucinogens for! You also will be able to use lines like "I have a baaaaad feeling about this" and "Don't go in there!" with impunity! Will you be able to figure out who is going to die next? It even includes a Psi Powers test set, courtesy of Diablo Lab's friends in Langley, Virginia!