HOW TO LOVE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD?

Unfortunately in a world of bloody ignorant morons, I the DIVINE ONE wonder why mortals are so absurdly stupid. However all is not lost since I shall flush this world down a toilet bowl, or have the ignorant people eat my shit and be my slave. Of course eating my shit will make them divine.

 

WHY DO GUYS HAVE LOW STANDARDS: It is highly disturbing when attractive guys end up asking the plain or ugly girl out vs. the Pretty Girls. Why is this so?

 

 

FALSE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE ATTRACTIVE

 She must have a boyfriend

 Gold digger

 No personality

 Too obnoxious

 Mean

 Will cheat on me

 

 Oh Please, boys just grow a brain!!!The above assumptions could very well fit even the plain looking girl. Just because someone is plain looking or ugly does not mean that she would be fun and cool to be with. In fact it is these girls that resent, and conspire against pretty girls. So why discriminate against the attractive. Ask the attractive out, if they reject you then seek the plain looking. Don't assume unless you get rejected.

 

 

THE CONSPIRACY THEORY:

 

 BUS ADVERTISEMENTS:

Remember the days when the buses and trains were plastered with posters of attractive models advertising stuff.

The uglies of New York have complained have petitioned Major to remove these ads. Now it's gone.

Next time you take the A train you will be forced to look at the ugly disgusting 3000lb Goon in front of you or the Naked Mad Man to the right. How delightful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

All though I am straight, I'd rather look at pretty people than shit people.

 

COMMERICIALS:

Where are the girls in the beer commercials?

When something good looking stands next to anything, that beauty is automatically transferred unto the beer. So what's wrong with that?

Why do they have ugly shits in Fruitopia commercials?

 

TV SHOWS:

Roseanne:

This show got popular, because as quoted from the time magazine

"It's so nice to see normal people on TV, rather than skinny models"

Who wants to see a bunch of pigs jumping around who are not even funny? People, especially women just feel good about themselves when they see something uglier than them on the magic box.

 

Baywatch:

Big deal. This show does not even show that much skin. Most insecure ugly women can't stand to see babes that look a zillion times better than their fat behind.


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