Humor

Never Strap a Rocket to Your Car
Australopithecus Spiff-arino
Lamentations of the Father
Fractured Bible Stories
God uses Unix to Create
Proof About Hell
One-liners from God
Oh hell!
Haiku Error Messages
Sci-fi Calculator
How to Tell if You are Trapped Between Gen-X and the Boomers
Excerpt from the novel Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Compendium of 3 Lies
Corporate Desiderata
Deteriorata - for cynics
Don't Drink White Zinfandel - a parody of "Wear Sunscreen"
The Dreaded Rain of Cows
A Service Call to WordPerfect
Would You Like Fries with That?
System Administrators and Santa
Some Rules on Writing
In the beginning, there was code...
Heavens!
Can't Sell that Sci-Fi Novel? Convert it to a Romance
A Gerbil Takes a Hero's Journey
Doggy Style?
The Exploding Whale
Pop-tart Alert
The Institute of Official Cheer
Automatic Redneck
Fireland - Boldly offering "text products" to the consumer at large
Hi there! Articles
Baby Boomers vs. Baby Busters
C++ is a Joke
Kathleen Parker
Ed Quillen (scroll down on the page)
Charlton Heston tells it like it is
Excerpt from the book God: The Evidence by Patrick Glynn
Foxes in the Graveyard
The remastering of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine"
  On Writing
Bonehead Writing
I Was a Literary Snob Until I Learned to Stop Pooh-poohing Plot
David Foster Wallace on Writing
Some Rules on Writing
Can't Sell that Sci-Fi Novel? Convert it to a Romance
 

 

 

  Inspiration

The Meaning of Life Kit
Desiderata
Great Quotes
All I ever really needed to know I learned in kindergarten
Wear Sunscreen
Have a Ball
3 Poems

 

 

 

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