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You know yer hurtin when...

  1. A guy leaves you for another guy, and vice versa
  2. You look frantically for your pencil, only to discover that it was in your hair, hand,etc.
  3. You lose your car in the parking lot, and it's the only one there.
  4. You walk out of a bathroom, into a public area, with your skirt tucked into your panty hose, or toilet paper stuck to your shoes.
  5. You trip over painted lines on the pavement.
  6. You don't look where your going, and you run into a pole, and then you apologize to it.
  7. You see someone waving at you, so you cheerily wave back, only to find out that they were waving at the person behind you.
  8. Your boyfriend looks better in your lingerie that you do.
  9. All of your friends, when asked about you, merely say: "Well, he/she has a nice personality.
  10. When you ask where the bathroom is, and your standing under the sign.
  11. You come home to find that your parents have moved, and haven't told you where.
  12. When your younger sibling gets more dates than you do, and he/she is only twelve.
  13. You leave your purse, wallet, pop can, etc., on the top of your car and drive off.
  14. Your talking to someone you REALLY like, and you have a huge piece of lettuce stuck between your teeth.
  15. Your mom starts looking for dates for you.
  16. Your mom is your date.
  17. You ask a guy out on a date, and he says he can't, because he has to do his nails.
  18. A four year old opens a child proof bottle for you.
  19. You can't remember whether you flushed or not, so you have to go back and check.
  20. You try to spark a conversation with a phone solicitor
  21. You put your shoes on, and THEN your pants.
  22. You walk around the corner, and are frightened by your own shadow.
  23. Your so bored that you start ironing your underwear.
  24. Your walking along, talking to somebody, you turn around to find that there not there anymore, and wonder how long you've been talking to air.
  25. You need to get something in another room, but when you reach that room, you have forgotten what it was that you needed to get.
  26. The only entertainment you have is doing your laundry.
  27. Your mom tells you to stop picking your nose in public.
  28. you fall UP the stairs.
  29. You have an argument with yourself, and you lose.
  30. You actually look forward to watching Beverly Hills 90120
  31. You actually consider dating a 16 yr old while cruising the mall.
  32. Your so desperate that the only criteria for a male/female is a pulse.
  33. Your almost convinced that cucumbers are better than men.
  34. You run out of beer and you find that you have no more friends.
  35. Your going to college because you have nothing better to do.
  36. The cute guy/girl you like walks up to you and asks if you could set him up with your "cute friend".
  37. The closest you'll get to a social life is listening to your friends talk about theirs.
  38. All the guys/girls you have ever known have always just considered you a nice "buddy".
  39. You get 2 phone calls a month, Mom, and Dad.


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