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Topic:
SailorMoon's rant! |
Titanium
General |
 posted
07-11-2000 02:13 PM   
:: spits out a brick ::
I am Ass Kicker Dude, I fight
for justice and revenge on Leopardtron, I will punish all that defy my
power, and that means YOU!
:: turns entirely metal and
large weapons appear on his back ::
You just gotta ask yourself
one question, do I feel lucky? Well, I DO!
:: kills Leopardtron ::
HAHAHA
_Titanium_
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P.R.
Optimus
General |
 posted
07-11-2000 02:17 PM
EAT BRICK MOTHER FUDGER!!!
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Aftermath
General |
posted
07-11-2000 02:24 PM
*Aftermath charges in*
So having a pillow fight
without me!? Who is to die first?
*pulls out extremely large
guns with lots of fancy pantsy light for no known purpose, and laser targeting.
Shoots 50001 small yet dangerous pillows at P. R. Optimus and Boltimus
Prime. Fires a very large Gundam Pillow filled with anvils at Titanium.
With little Ammo left he sees the newly resurrected LeopardTron is ready
for a strong attack with a pillow. But not just any pillow--- it had a
Charlie Brown pillow case. Aftermath has no time to react but is saved
by a large bag of bricks that mysteriously lands on his head.*
That was close. Sailor Moon,
I have spared you so you can set me on a date with Sailor Jupiter. Please?
*Shoots Chrombot with 20
pillows the size of a living room*
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SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 03:45 PM
Well.... Leo already stole Mars from Chrom-y.....so
another one gone would break his heart.......OK!
O boy! Am I a matchmaker
or what?
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LeopardTron
General |
 posted
07-11-2000 06:25 PM
Fine by me! Heh heh, thanks to Mars for
bringing me back from the dead...or did Chrombot do that?
*shrugs and whacks a pillow
on Titanium's collapsed form*
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LeopardTron
General |
 posted
07-11-2000 06:33 PM
Erm, one final question: WHERE ARE THESE
BRICKS COMING FROM?!?
*rubs sore head*
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SailorMoon
General |
 posted
07-11-2000 06:42 PM
Heee heee heee heee!
Just imagine the pillow I
have been using!
Filled with Bricks, DA WAND
O' DA MOON!, Rini, etc...!
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Titanium
General |
posted
07-11-2000 06:42 PM
(what the hell are we doing anyway?)
:: dodges anvils via matrix
style ::
Kame ha pillow!
:: energy pillow fires but
misses aftermath ::
ok then...
:: starts humming the sailor
moon themesong then transforms into a starlite ::
AHHH! NOO!!
:: Transforms back erases
memory and fires all weapons at anyone in front of him ::
This is fun!
:: runs around snapping peoples
bras ::
_Titanium_
(hehe.)
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SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 06:44 PM
What will Neptune and Uranus think of you
now Titanium?
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Aftermath
General |
posted
07-11-2000 06:51 PM
Hey Sailor Moon, Thanks for the date. As
for you LeopardTron, You nearly got lucky with your Charlie Brown Pillow,
I won't let you do that again.
*loads Gundam pillow in his
"REALLY BIG GUN" and is about to shoot LeopardTron until Aftermath sees
that a bag full of 40 or so bricks has already fallen on LeopardTron's
head. Aftermath shrugs and shoots Titanium instead.*
Now let's see who I have
not shot....
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Aftermath
General |
posted
07-11-2000 06:56 PM
.....Let's see.......Funkatron, haven't
shot him yet....Ravage X, not yet....Nightshriek, haven't blasted her yet
either.....Sailor Moon...well, She got me a date with Sailor Jupiter, so
I'll leave her alone....and Repainted Rhynox, not yet either. Now
who should I get first......
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Aftermath
General |
posted
07-11-2000 06:59 PM
Let's see.....
*Aftermath brings out his
"REALLY BIG GUN" and takes aim....at...Funkatron! Aftermath fires a multispread
pillow shot at Funkatron who is now out cold. He launches out a rapid fire
stream of "Nuclear Feathers of Death" at Ravage X.*
I love this gun! This is
the most exciting pillow fight ever!
*Aftermath launches two Gundam
pillows at Repainted Rhynox."
Drat I think I'm out of ammo!
*Aftermath goes to a large
pile of bricks which LeopardTron is underneith and grabs All of LeopardTron's
available Ammo. Aftermath throws two heat-seaking pillows at Nightshriek
who is also now out cold. Then he takes a Charlie Brown pillow and hits
Repainted Rhynox with it to finish him off. As LeopardTron struggles to
get up Aftermath ties him up with Mickey Mouse Bed Sheets and hangs LeopardTron
upside-down from the roof.*
Free shots!!!!!! Oh wait,
I knocked out everybody... except Sailor Moon! Okay Sailor
Moon, free shots at LeopardTron!
Let's see if anyone has a
comeback to that one.
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Titanium
General |
posted
07-11-2000 07:02 PM
:: snaps Aftermath's neck ::
How's that for a comeback?
:: preceeds to summon forces
of evil to kill all who oppose him ::
Ok now don't piss me off!
I HAVE A GOOD GUY DOLL AND I KNOW HOW TO SUMMON IT!
:: goes comepletely wacko
::
No, not wacko, Wonko! WONKO
THE SANE!
:: kills narrator ::
Oh hell,
:: runs to all the females
homes and goes on a panty raid ::
No sleep can do that to ya!
_Titanium_
(this is fun)
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LeopardTron
General |
posted
07-11-2000 07:03 PM
*LeopardTron frees himself from the bedsheets
and drops to the ground*
"Free shots at LeopardTron"???
Why, you little...!!!!
*takes pillow full of bricks
meant for Titanium and uses it to beat the living daylights out of Aftermath*
Titanium, you're next!
*ties Aftermath to the wall
and uses him as a target board for semi-automatic pillow guns*
Heh heh heh!
*bashes Sailor Moon playfully
with a pillow (not full of bricks)*
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Titanium
General |
posted
07-11-2000 07:09 PM
:: sends out evil Good Guy Doll that is
possessed by charles lee ray. ::
Now you're all in big trouble...
:: Builds a fort out of couch
cushions, pillows, chairs, and blankets ::
I see you.
:: suddenly rips something
out of his chest ::
The Matrix of Titanium! Otherwise
known as Mjinor(I think) the mighty weapon of the Mighty Thor!
:: preceeds to go in berserker
rage with the hammer then melts the bricks with lightning and blows up
leopardtrons pillow with thunder ::
uh, i know!
:: three claws snikt out
each hand ::
go my little evil doll run
and kill, tonight we eat!
... hamburgers, what do think
i was gonna eat you people?
_Titanium_
(Well then again their are
women out there.)
I'm having fun with this,
are you?
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