posted 07-13-2000 12:01 AM 

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At the request of Sailor Moon, I shall cause emense pain and suffering. Something so terrible it's worse than my depressing life.

THE PILLOW-COVERD SPATULA OF DOOM!

*whips out an emense spatula with the flippy part coverd with a really big pillow. He raises it high above his head to strike, then the weight drives him into the ground as the spatula falls . . . oh woe to whom ever is in its path! Specifically, woe to LeopardTron and Autobotlegend (even though he's been lethally raked, he's now also under a large pillow).*