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Topic:
SailorMoon's rant! |
SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 11:25 PM
Looks around... what WAS that?
Finally spots Bumblebee III....
Hey it's old friend Bumblebee!
Come on let's bash all this
Nega-Trash!
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-11-2000 11:29 PM
Heheheheh. Spiffy.
*hops out of the EVA as it
slides back underground. Landing next to SailorMoon, he weilds his . .
. . BEAM SABER! not to mention the spiffy gun strapped to his right thigh*
Who's the first victim?
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SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 11:33 PM
I don't know.....Let's choose someone randomly....but
not Bolty....he gave me some nifty gifts.....Titanium revived me....so
anyone else would be a fine target!
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-11-2000 11:37 PM
How about P.R. Optimus? He don't fight
nice.
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SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 11:41 PM
Allright good first choice...
Pulls out the Moonmerang....and
throws it at PR Optimus....
Your turn Bumblebee!
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-11-2000 11:45 PM
Gun, command line: Full Delete.
*Targeting cross-hair ala
Matrix appears on LeopardTron. Then he squeezes the trigger*
My, that is refreshing. SailorMoon?
(BTW Kiddies: Reboot returns
next year in movie format. It's Alphanumeric!)
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SailorMoon
General |
posted
07-11-2000 11:49 PM
O no! Bumblebee III just killed Mars's
new Boyfriend! O well....Now.... another target.....
DC3!
Pulls Out the Moonmerang
and throws it at DC3....on the Moonmerang's way back....DA WAND O' DA MOON!
The remaining pieces of DC3
are then bonked over and over again with DA WAND O' DA MOON!
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autobotlegend
General |
posted
07-11-2000 11:55 PM
[autobotlegend then grabs TED and stands
up, he holds TED in front of him as a human shield]
autobotlegend: sorry TED,
but your more handy this way!
[TED is being pounded by all
kinds of fire]
autobotlegend: c'mon you fools!
is this all you got?
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-12-2000 12:02 AM
Autobotlegend! You're as good as slagged!
*Dashes towards him, activating
the beam saber he slashes TED neatly in half. Then he hacks off Autobotlegend's
arms and legs (ala Holy Grail for you uncultured folks)*
How's that?! Oh, sorry TED.
<shout>Can we get a medic, or at least somebody with healing abilities,
over here?</shout>
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autobotlegend
General |
posted
07-12-2000 12:03 AM
[autobotlegend then takes a laser rifle
off of his back and sticks the barrel into the back of TED, and starts
to shoot....the blasts are making his enemies retreat...he then drops TED's
carcus and pulls out a cigar and lights it]
autobotlegend: [puffs his
cigar] Panzies....
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autobotlegend
General |
posted
07-12-2000 12:07 AM
[autobotlegend then looks at Bumblebee
III and powers up......a flame of yellow surrounds autobotlegend, and his
limbs reattach]
autobotlegend: you fool, I
am invincible!
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-12-2000 12:12 AM
Well, damn. That really put a crimp in
my day. At the very least this'll really piss you off then.
*Activates his saber and slices
Autobotlegend into many pieces. He then stuffs the head into a garbage
can, tips it onto its side, and kicks it down a hill.*
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autobotlegend
General |
posted
07-12-2000 12:18 AM
[autobotlegend pulls out a cotton swab,
and jams sailormoon in the eye with it!]
autobotlegend: try that on
for size!
[autobotlegend then turns
and ducks Bumblebee III's laser sword and uppercuts him]
autobotlegend: damn yankee!
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Bumblebee
III
Without Spark |
posted
07-12-2000 12:25 AM
*lays there dazed and confused*
But Mommy, I don't want to
go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.
*eventually he regains enough
sense to run to a corner and assume the fetal position for awhile*
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autobotlegend
General |
posted
07-12-2000 12:32 AM
[autobotlegend then turns around and steps
on a rake, which flies up and racks him, he doubles over in pain and lays
on the ground]
autobotlegend: momma [sucks
his thumb]
[this attack was so bad, that
not even a powerup could heal it, it was the one worse attack, the FATAL
RACKING!]
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