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I am Santa's Monkey, this is the graveyard of the damned, the host site of my lords and ladies, a big, hefty lesbian infested shrine to indecency and hardcore Koala Bear adoration.
Ah, they're so cute, cutey wooty Koala Bear. Nice and fluffy duffy, like a teddybear.

Below are the links to the different pages that appear on this fantastic site. If you hold the cursor over the boxes, it'll tell you what's going on inside. Isn't it all oh so magical.

Introduction to Santa's Monkey What's New? Pawluk Is a Nasty Guy Club

The Great Pop Debate Solved Pictures nicked and abused Poems, Stories etc.

Madonna's Pet Car Boot Sale These Girls Are Foxy The Traditional Links Page

Well, everyone else has one, why can't I?

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If you don't explore, Mr.Jones will punish you.


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