The Top Ten Signs That You Have a Ferret

10.	Spring cleaning reveals stashes of valuables you had forgotten you even had.
9.	You find incriminating teeth marks in your toothpaste tube.
8.	You have to include duck tape in your weekly budget.
7.	Hide and Seek is no longer a children's game.
6.	I just know I had a Hershey bar on top of that desk this morning!
5.	The most commonly heard phrase in your home is "You come back here with that!"
4.	Your clothes dryer becomes equal to an E ride at Disneyworld.
3.	You have an overwhelming compulsion to count your socks every laundry day.
2.	When did we get that new ornament for the Christmas tree??? Hey, wait a minute... !!!

And the Number One Sign of Owning a Ferret is...

The constant smile on your face!

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