Not terribly suited to stalking its prey, the Large Wooden Badger not being known for its stealth and because of its enormous size, the Large Wooden Badger must rely heavily on take-out food. All known species of domesticated Large Wooden Badgers are believed to simply adore Chinese food, excepting, of course, the Chinese Large Wooden Badger which prefers fish and chips. The reason behind the Chinese take-out is believed to be because the Large Wooden Badger can easily pluck off a board from one of the children to make chop sticks.