It is believed that the Large Wooden Badger is a very social animal. While it is not known to sit around all day looking for mites or other such pests on its neighbor, like the common monkey, it does groom the noses of other Large Wooden Badgers. In fact the Large Wooden Badger is skilled in the making and use of tools in that it fashions tree branches into large picking sticks by tearing off the leaves and limbs and then inserting them into the nose of the aforementioned neighbors and digging vigorously.

Another intriguing habit of the Large Wooden Badger is that its toilet habits are, oddly enough, exactly the opposite of the human. While the female Large Wooden Badger is often found to leave the toilet seat up, the male large wooden badge storms around its living area complaining that the toilet seat should always remain in a down position. This is a major reason why the male Large Wooden Badger stays out all night with other male Large Wooden Badgers.

While not having the convenience of an opposable thumb, the Large Wooden Badger finds it difficult to do a great many things. For instance, the television and VCR are never found in the homes of the Large Wooden Badger because they are completely incapable of using a remote control and far too lazy to get up and change the channels by hand.