Berndog's Guestbook 5Guest: tu ex-hermana en ley mi ex-hermana thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Tae's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: hi bernard. just checking out the cool ROSS Club...what happened to my testimonial? it was cut off. anyway, i was at the reading room today at MIT but did not see you...i needed a ride back to school. yeeooo! who do you think you are? who do i think you are? un scammador? quizas. dude, why are you at wellesley at leat 3 times a week? i didn't know that our food was THAT good. niiiice, dude (sike). no more harpo lessons, huh. i'm sad :( now you don't have an excuse to visit me (yeo). you are a charlatan. eh? mmmmm? niiiice. nice. talk to you later. you'd better fix up the testimonial page. -me Bernard replies: Yeah, I don't know why it was cut off either. Oh well, I can't fix it up since I don't know what was cut off, sowie. I didn't see you at MIT at all, unless maybe you were hanging out at networks. Oh yeah, and the food at Wellesley is soooooo good, I mean, why else would I go there, not for scamming purposes. Yeah, probably no more harp lessons, but we'll see. Date: September 9, 1997 Guest: jacob cobie thinks Bernard is a super freak cobie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: hahahaHA!! you are a freako, man. i really do like your addition about the Ross Club. very nice. i never heard of Ross until i came down here to maryland. i think their new slogan is, "I got it at Ross" (1 being the tonic, this is the tune: 1-5-6-5-4). so now you can not only say you dress for less, but you can also sing "I got it at Ross" to those people who admire your acute fashion sense. hey, if i join the Ross club, will you join EFTK? EFTK is looking for a few good men. hope things are well up there in Bos-ddong. things in MD are looking pretty good. the work i'm doing at NIH is actually somewhat enjoyable. oh yeah, the research is going ok, too. =) bbai bbai! Bernard replies: Hey Jacob, I'm sorry, but in order to join the ROSS club you have to meet some stringent standards so I can't guarantee anything, but I'll definitely check out the EFTK page. Date: September 5, 1997 Guest: the chief justice the chief justice thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women the chief justices' favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: bernard, you have way too many entries from the yuh-jahs. hmmm...wonder why. -you're being judged blatantly. Bernard replies: Yes, yes, I know, I guess I'll be sentenced for another few more years as the president of the ROSS club. Date: September 2, 1997 Guest: tu hermana en ley y tu Fiance mi hermana en ley y mi Fiance piensan que Bernardo es un escamador que todas las mujeres de Wellesley siempre esten juzgando a el La cosa favorita que tiene Bernardo de mi hermana en ley y mi fiance son sus pantalones que faltan en la cola Comments: hey bernardo rivera. yoh, what the heck. talked to your "too nice of a guy" friend today. yoh, what the heck. do you konw what i'm talking about? anyway, good thing that paraguay didn't change you porque then you'd look like javier or freddy and play the harp like freddy's father... yikes. anyway, good to see you back, playing the drums for us on sunday. oh, by the way, you were off-beat on the first song (yes, we were judging you). stop looking so serious, too, dude. smile, like that dancing red spot on your homepage. hey, when's our next make-up consultation? dude, why is your skin so clean?? your Fiance's mom thinks that you're really pretty. hey, anyone can see that, though =D uh, i want to paint your fingernails purple sometime... mmmmm? yum, yum. hey, i saw all of these cool ross stores down in philly and thought of you. "YO'RE OUR INSPIRATION...YOU'RE THE ROSS IN MY LIFE, YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION." FAME! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER. I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY! okay, we're really not all that weird. dude, (dude, you're making sora jealous by having this Fiance) anyway, later. -party central Bernard replies: Hola otra vez. No puedo contestar en castellano porque todo el mundo no podria entender. So here I am in plain old ingles instead. Dude, how come you wrote so much, how am I supposed to reply to all of it. Well, I'm glad that my Fiance's mother thinks I'm pretty, at least she doesn't think that I'm ugly. About the make-up consultation, I'm not sure when I could work you guys into my schedule, but I'm sure I could give some pointers, but then not too many, kuz then some men would struggle. About Sora, I guess I should tell her about my Fiance, huh? Could you tell her for me. I'm too scared to do it. ;) Date: September 2, 1997 Guest: Josh Josh's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter Comments: a $3000 dollar car? did you buy a car bernard?? anyways, how are you doing? how was your missions trip? i'm down at school now but it looks like i might be transferring to maryland next semester. anyways, hope you're doing well.. josh Bernard replies: Yes, I got a new car, I sold six-fiddy for twenty-five, and bought a 1990 Honda CRX. My mission trip went pretty will albeit long, but I definitly learned a lot. But you are thinking of transferring huh. I guess I'm not surprised since you told me a little about Vtech. Well, talk to you soon. Date: August 27, 1997 Guest: Tae Kim Tae thinks Bernard is a rad drummist Tae's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: Hey Bernard, How's it going these days? Just wanted to tell you I'm coming up to Boston on the 1st of September. I'll probably go to NCPC that first week so look out for me. Also you might want to use Geo Cities automatic Guestbook and HTML editor, it makes life so much easier. -Tae J. Kim Bernard replies: Alright. About the automatic guestbook, right now, I think it is a bit too confining but maybe I'll switch to it eventually, but I'll have to see. Date: August 26, 1997 Guest: Josh Kim Josh thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player Josh's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: I think Bernard is a gay guy acting straight. Who is his partner? Young-shin? Ashok? Ambigously gay trio? Bernard replies: Josh, well, sorry to disappoint, but nope. Date: August 25, 1997 Guest: jacob jacob thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a rad drummist jacob's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: hey bernard! how was your mission to paraguay? i trust everything went well in God's hands. have you started classes yet? working at NIH is pretty good so far. I've had a lot of (too much) free time lately, but that will change once my cell cultures start behaving. welcome back! Bernard replies: Gosh, coby, I don't know how you are lasting over there. I think I would be bored out of my skull. Well, I hope you have a wonderful year. By the way, which church are you at right now? Date: August 21, 1997 Guest: N. Edward Lee Eddie thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes Eddie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: Dude, what's up? This is my first time visiting your page. I thought I might check out what all the hype was about. Very interesting! Just wanted to thanks for today's conversation and I'll see you later. Remember: she says: "The men at NCPC have no initiative, they're spineless." you say: "OK, you wanna go out?" :) Let's be judged forever!! later, Eddie P.S. there should be a section dedicated solely to the GMC P.P.S. how come I'm not your friend? Bernard replies: Dude Eddie, don't make me judge you!!! Date: August 14, 1997 Guest: poo poo thinks Bernard is an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes poo's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: hi there! You should be back from Paraguay by now. How did it go? I guess you are the missions expert now. Well, this summer many of us have moved into geocities. Come and check out our pages and guestbooks. You should maybe try theirs. It updates peoples entries when they enter them. I'll see ya if i interview at Tufts. By the way, I pretty much ripped off the basic frame structure of your page. Bernard replies: Yeah, Paraguay was pretty good, and I definitely learned a lot. Yeah I noticed how a lot of people moved to Geocities. Oh well, I guess that's cool. Date: August 12, 1997 Guest: the supreme court justice The justice thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women The justice's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: everytime i pass by ROSS on Foothill blvd, i think of you and laugh. carrie p.s. heard you fell off from a 5 foot high bunk bed. do you still look the same? =) Bernard replies: Well, The ROSS club is almost ready. Just give me the photos. And yes, I pretty much look the same, but I have to admit, Paragauy changed me forever (in other words, I have a scar now). Date: August 8, 1997 Guest: Alice Lee Alice thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Alice's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: Spam rocks! and so do you baby! I like guys who wear make-up. I think you should wear s'more. Accent those beautiful eyes with some mascara. I really like the shade you're wearing on your luscious lips. What brand is it? Are you a super freak! No, you bjust look like one! Be romantic like ahn jae oak and write me back, ok? Bernard replies: Well, sorry I took so long to write back. I guess I'm no ahn jae oak now am I. Well, thank you for crtiquing my make-up though. It always helps to get pointers. If you want some from me just ask. Date: August 8, 1997 Guest: Lego-Mildred C. Lego's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey I forgot.. I'm using somebody elses email account.. so dun attempt to reply to email.. just stay cool pal.. Bernard replies: OK. Thanks again. Date: July 12, 1997 Guest: Lego-Mildred C. Lego's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: pretty religious page .. :) kinda ... go read James 2:24 Bernard replies: Uh, thanks. Date: July 12, 1997 Guest: Arnoldo Arnoldo thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a rad drummist Arnoldo's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey, my favorite material possession that you should own is my awesome $3000 car with a momo shifter. Bernard replies: Well, that's true, I'll have to change that. Date: June 9, 1997 Guest: Arnold Ng Arnold thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a rad drummist Arnold's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Dude, how come I'm not your friend? Don't make me cry. You wouldn't like me when I cry. Psyche. I don't cry. You're page is rad! I was laughing like crazy! Can I be your friend? By the way, what's a naningoo? Arnoldo Bernard replies: Hey Arnold, thanks for the comments on the page. You are now my friend. Oh yeah, naningoo are those nast tank top undershirts that a lot of Koreans wear under their clothes. Date: June 9, 1997 Guest: Whangbong Choi Whang's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Bernard replies: Oh well, no comments I see. Date: June 4, 1997 Guest: pat and josh pat and josh think Bernard is a super freak pat and josh's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with the bahngkoo in the buttocks. Comments: ssup berndog...pat and i are just chillin at my crib with nothin to do so we decided to pay a visit to your webpage. whats going on with you up there? when are you going to come down and visit again? it was good to see you at doo hwan's wedding. things are pretty good here...LCC is moving in a few weeks to laurel but other than that, things are same o same o... come visit soon bernard. josh and pat Bernard replies: Hey guys, I guess I didn't reply in time since I am writing this three months after you guys wrote it. Well, hope you guys are doing well. Date: May 27, 1997 Guest: Ross pants admirer Ross pants admirer thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Ross pants admirer's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with the bahngkoo in the buttocks. Comments: Hey Bernardo. Okay, I'm not gonna write too much this time or else people are going to think that I'm sketchy or something. Anyway, I'd like to comment on that tape cover...yikes! That is pretty sketchy if I do say so myself. Also, my lil' sister wants to know why you look so big in those pictures. By the way, I agree with Carrie afterall about you being you-know-what. Mmmrrrr. Well, Bernard, just a few more weeks until you take off for Paraguay! Hmmmm, maybe I should ask if I could be paired up with you (or Jae will do--yooo) for the Galilean-Kairos mentor thing. Yeah, and everyone including Pastor Brian and Donny won't think that all I do is scam when I go to Wellesley. Huh? I GO to Wellesley. Maybe I'm talking about you? NEVER. wah wah wah. I'm going to go watch Beauty and the Beast just so I can imagine you singing that song that Gaston sings. Oh well. See you on Sunday. guess who (hint: yo toco un instrumento muy especial) Bernard replies: Hey admirer. I'm glad that you and I have something in common. I'll see you more this year since I took soooo long to reply to your message. Date: May 22, 1997 Guest: people who aren't your friends people that aren't my friends think Bernard is a super freak people's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with the bahngkoo in the buttocks. Comments: thanks alot barn, why aren't we your friends? we're all crying right now but if you want to know who we are too bad we are not going to tell you. i think that you might think right now that this is a joke but it isn't, our hearts are truly broken. well barn, you have just lost the friendship of one gooooood-looking guy and two wonderful girls who love spam, and would have loved to have set you up oh yeah and that guy would have been your faithful servant too. sincerely, 3 people who thought that they were your friends :(6) Bernard replies: I'm so sorry people who aren't my friends. I only wish that I had enough love to go around, but alas I don't. I'm afraid it is my loss this time. Date: May 18, 1997 Guest: hoish hoish thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women hoish's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: 'tis a while since i last wrote so i just wanted to drop you this note and now for the scammer can i now vote such a rep must be hard to tote i'm glad you're page is updated that spam color i always hated it left me feeling really jaded but now the NAUSEA has abated in june will i turn a new page and boston will be my new stage (tho' this judging war i will not wage!) tis truly the advent of a new age! how are preparations for paraguay? do you like ham and cheese, on rye? what color is your favorite tie? please excuse me, i don't mean to pry alas, i have eight more pages to type then the time for graduation will be ripe and if you'll excuse one last gripe graduation is all one big hype so i hope to see you soon in the meantime please don't poon if you do you'll look like a goon and you'll definitely make the women swoon Bernard replies: I doubt I'll make the women swoon To think so, you must be a loon but I'm glad that starting in June you will be here, helping us make a tune I regret that my poem is pretty short but I don't have much time to sort my thoughts, and can't spend the effort so I'm afraid, this poem, I'll have to abort Date: May 16, 1997 Guest: Berry Scary Carry Berry Scary Carry thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player Berry Scary Carry's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: i think i was too mean to you at MIT reading room. did you go home and cry like you said? i will TRY to be nicer to you. well, the scanning job is done. it came out pretty clear. It better be on your page by next monday ( 5/19) 'cuz i am going home (L.A.!!!! YEA!!!!!) on wednesday. hope you like the mix. hope studying (or should i say STUDying) is going well. bye! p.s. hey... how come i am not on your friends list? Bernard replies: Goodeh, goodeh, nah-nun nun-mool chigum nawah (sniff, sniff) And yes I like the mix, I'll probably listen to it all the way down to MD with Donny, and yes you are now my friend, even though you are soooo mean to me, and SOOO SCARY!! About the other stuff you gave me on the disk, check to see if you are my friend. Date: May 15, 1997 Guest: it's me! me thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player me's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey barnyard... (nice name robby's mom gave you! ) i'm done with school but have an extra week to kill b/c lisa's graduation is coming up. so... here i am checking out your page again! each time i check it, there's all this new jonx on it! nice. i figured i'd write here b/c you don't respond regularly anymore but... i understand! keeping busy at wellesly? ahem ahem =P when are you going down to md again for jin and doo's wedding? well i hope you're having a great end of the sememster, never forgetting that there's more to this life... okay, i'll talk to you later =) press on brotha' !! Bernard doesn't reply!! No, I'm kidding, alright, I'll be going down today, May 16, for Doo's wedding. I'm glad you like all of the jonx items on my page, but stop using that word, kuz you are going to make Ruda all sad, kuz I'm sure she misses Da Jonx. Date: May 14, 1997 Guest: burger jack burger jack thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player burger jack's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt Comments: You forgot to mention that the shirt has a hole on the right elbow. This is a cool page. I might have stated it this way...but you'd judge me. You're already judging me!!! It is thou who has disremembered to reference the certitude that your torso vestment possessed a paltry cavity in the vicinity of your anti-larboard ulnar origin. I'll pray for you. Bernard replies: Many gracious thoughts are warmed in your general direction for the pearls of wisdom passed on to me. Date: May 14, 1997 Guest: Fiance & Girlfriend #5 My Fiance thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player, and a rad drummist My Fiance's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: Suggestions for your web page: 1. better pictures with less make-up 2. recording of "ee-guh" story 3. future wife application 4. info about the koinonia praise team 5. no gaston song p.s. how come I (Fiance) am not on your friends list? Bernard replies: Ok, ok 1. I'll try to get more pictures, but I always wear make-up, sowie. 2. Not so sure about this one, would take too much memory, sowie. 3. Why, I already have you, honey. 4. Done!! (click here to see it) 5. Can't do that, after all, it's how I really feel ;) sowie. p.s. and yes, honey, now you are my friend. Date: May 12, 1997 Guest: Peter Han Peter's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: NICE Barnard (ahem, typo intentional). I'm NOT your friend eh? I'll have to whip out my nunchakus and bash you up pretty well (okay, well...virtually). Esther Kim says hi and you're a freak (not necessarily in that order). She also wonders who Monique Johnson I wrote you once yesterday, so instead of becoming the GM of your page, I will sign off. Live long and prosper... P Bernard replies: Well you are my friend now, and you are already a GM on my page. Date: May 11, 1997 Guest: Chester Lee CALF thinks Bernard is a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, and a scammer always judged by Wellesley women CALF's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Hey there superstud. Whatever you may think, it was NOT me who wrote the last Monique Johnson entry. But it WAS from Brown and i saw the typing done. Can you guess who? maybe you can add to the "Who is Monique Johnson" page. I haven't shaven in about a week now and it is, according to TARman, "dude, so dirty." what can i do? I guess you will understand when i say i expect either: 1. A phone call with your judgement and wrath 2. a question about secrets either way, i am ready to defend my honor. ok it is finals week so i should be off to study. bye for now! i hope you end this year ok. -Chester Bernard replies: SETEC ASTRONOMY (If you don't understand, click on the words) Date: May 10, 1997 Guest: Monique Johnson Monique thinks Bernard is a guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes Monique's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his janitor shirt Comments: Dear Mr. Kim, It has been many months since we last corresponded. I am just writing to apologize for my previous outbursts of puerile pettiness. I have come to realize that, as Buddha preaches, all members of the universe are interconnected. Therefore, whether I like it or not, I am in some random way connected to you. Though I cannot promise to love you, I can at least promise not to loathe you. As for your future wife, I think I may have found a special someone for you. She is 6'6" and will be a rookie for the New York Liberty in the WNBA. Please write back soon as she is eager to hear if your interest is piqued. I wish you many blessings and delicious cups of lotus-blossom tea. Bernard replies: Yes, I am sure we are all intertwined in so many ways, therefore I cannot loath you in any unpoetic way. May the songbirds of the air be gracious to us as we press on to coexist. As for my future wife, I have already met her. (see above) And yes, I always wanted my wife to be able to dunk, but alas, it was not meant to be. I wish you many wondrous thoughts and a cone of green tea ice cream. Date: May 10, 1997 Guest: Phan Phan thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Phan's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Berndog! Hola guapo! Como estas? Tu eres un "escamadora horible que visita la universidad de Wellesley MUCHISIMOS veces?" No estoy sorprando. Sorry dude, I will be dogging you next year and jetting off to Korea for a year for reasons unknown (cough, cough) before I come crash your GM parade in Boston next year. But send my regards to that fishy guyver Jae, Posan "Heart as big as Jupiter" Ung, Scott "You're the One" Moore, and other PPCC alumns. Keep modeling those clothes, and do your chores before you jet off to get some power converters. Have you yet achieved your elusive goal of perfect pitch? (heh heh). Godspeed... Por la gloria de Dios, P.Han "The life you've got is the breath of God..." Bernard replies: I probably should probably stop speaking Spanish on my page kuz Sarah Kim keeps complaining how exclusive it is when I use it, but one last time. No, todavia, no puedo oir la musica perfectamente, y es la verdad, fui al Wellesley MUCHISIMOS, MUCHISIMOS veces. Date: May 10, 1997 To see the older entries: Guestbook 4 : Mar. 30, 1997 - May 8, 1997 Guestbook 3 : Jan. 17, 1997 - Mar. 26 1997 Guestbook 2 : Sept. 30, 1996 - Jan. 13, 1997 Guestbook 1 : June 19, 1996 - Sept. 30, 1996 Total number of guests so far: 137 Last updated September 12, 1997 |