Berndog's Guestbook 6
Guest: DoE =)
Chesters' gf thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
Chester's gf's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his cell phone with matching battery
Comments:
nice... hey bernard =) you're sure living it large over there
at tufts! just popped on in... i like the new page even though it is so
unoriginal on your part. what a biter!
okay... laters! take care!
doe
Bernard replies:
Dude I'm living seriously large. If I live any larger, I won't fit in this state anymore.
Date: October 27, 1997
Guest: jacob
jacob thinks Bernard is a rad drummist
jacob's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar
Comments:
hey bernardo, how come you can't spell "sketchy" correctly on
your guest page? of all people, you should know
sketchy. =) you'll be the principal character in my next book,
Dirty Old Man and the Sea. What are you fishing for, hmm...
(answer: catch of the day...) =)
Bernard replies:
For a reply, check what I wrote in Coby's guestbook on 10/28/97.
Date: October 27, 1997
Guest: Jeff kim
Jebras thinks Bernard is a super freak, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Jebras's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt
Bernard replies:
Hey Jebras!
Date: October 24, 1997
Guest: bsk.'s inspiration ssk.
ssk. thinks Bernard is a super freak
ssk.'s favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
i can't believe you!!! you are such the poser man...
but then again, they say that imitation is the hightest
form of flattery. (i think) but STILL!!!!
nice going bsk. like eddie, i was falling off my chair...
wait, that's more like coby at Hard Rock.
i still can't get over your new, nice, clean looking page.
i wonder who thought of it!!!!! dork. =)
the "claw" - scratch scratch. ) will come and getyou.
=)
the orginal,
ssk.
Bernard replies:
Dude, I just saw your home page. Why are you biting me soooo bad. I suggest you change yours. Besides, mine is copyrighted. If you don't coby's little meow, meow will get you.
Date: October 20, 1997
Guest: SoCalBum
SoCalBum thinks Bernard is a super freak
SoCalBum's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo
Comments:
BeRnI-ArDO...YoU MosST TaLEntEd WiErDo...yOU aRE ThE MAn!!!
Ok...i did it...now where's my $10???
Berni...my main man...dude...who plays the keyboard ...the guitar...the
drums...well almost...the one who is willing to pay money for my car...
HI! =)
Bernard replies:
BUM, you should have sold me your car when you had the chance. Oh well, kuz then I could have a nice MOMO shifter in a Honda prelude and not a CRX. Too bad. Oh well, it was cool seeing you on the east coast. Certainly was a surprise for me.
Date: October 19, 1997
Guest: da prez
da prez thinks Bernard is a super freak
da prez's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his cell phone with matching battery
Comments:
nice NEW page...
sure, just change everything about the page (by the
way, i like the design. where did you come up with
it?) EXCEPT for the ugly picture of me infront of
a virtual Ross...
=) i'll give you a better one of me. will you
post it? **bernard smile**
Bernard replies:
Dude, what do you mean that picture is ugly. It looks soooo fine for your typical Uruguayanness. Besides, nice false humility! **bernard smile**
Date: October 18, 1997
Guest: jacob
jacob thinks Bernard is an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
jacob's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his cell phone with matching battery
Comments:
Hahaha!!! That's all I have to say. =)
Bernard replies:
Dude, looks like I caught the Catch of the Day!!!
Date: October 18, 1997
Guest: Edward Lee
Eddie thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Berstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Eddie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
dude!! this page is awesome! i was dying when i saw
bsk banner. i was at work and people were looking at
like i was a freak...they finally know. :) anyways,
i just wanted to commend you on your webslinging.
Bernard replies:
Eddie, in case you didn't know, it is time you did, but you are a freak if you are laughing at my page or not. I'm glad we spent some precious time at MIT together yesterday. Why is that guy who was entering the elevator think we are soooo sketchy even now?
Date: October 17, 1997
Guest: Carrie
Carrie thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
Carrie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks
Comments:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear my FRIEND!
happy birthday to you.
bernard, it is dear my FRIEND, not boyfriend.
hope you like the mix, anyway.
sorry i missed your birthday party. =(
wish you the best!
carrie
Bernard replies:
I'm sure it's dear MY friend. Why are you so skethy? But thanks for the mixes and for the birthday wishes.
Date: October 14, 1997
Guest: jacob
coby thinks Bernard is a rad drummist
coby's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is Takamine 12-string guitar
Comments:
hey bernard! happy belated birthday! you're an old man, but at least you're not dirty. =) or are you?... j/k. things at NIH are actually going ok and are not terribly boring. the work interests me and though it is very frustrating at times, hey, that's research science. have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? "We are the knights who say... NIH!" Random (and irrelevant) thought. Hey, Rich Kwon wants you to write/call/phone him. Take care
Berndoggy.
p.s. you're right, it is Robeast, and not Robobeast. excuse my faulty memory!
Bernard replies:
I doubt it coby. I don't say NIH. So only you are one of those knights. I'd rather use the holy hand grenade and not count to four.
Date: October 14, 1997
Guest: Helen Hong
Moses's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo
Comments:
Hey Bernard,
Just wanted to drop a line.
H.
Bernard replies:
Thanks for the line. How is Virginia. I hope teaching and your car are hanging in there.
Date: October 14, 1997
Guest: Julie Choi
Julio thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Julio's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo
Comments:
hey remember me? i was checking out john song's web site and remembered you! guess where i was this past weekend? monkey boy and i went to the ppcc retreat and hung out with your old crowd and robert. what's up with you anyway? i don't even know where to begin!
i like your new web page. way cool bernard! write back and tell me how med school is and your new church. actually i guess i can't call it your new church since you've been there for a while. write, write, write!
hope you're good!
julio
Bernard replies:
I know, it's wierd, how Chester met monkey. Oh well, such is life, the ironies of it all. Hope things are well in MD. I still miss it down there.
Date: October 13, 1997
Guest: james choi
james thinks Bernard is a super freak
james's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo
Comments:
hey, bernard...
Bernard replies:
hey, james...
Date: October 10, 1997
Guest: Josh
Josh thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Josh's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
hey whats up bernard...how are things at tufts? macking on all da ladies up there? things have been the same o same o for me....you know, just going to school, playing ball and stuff like that. i dont know if i told you but i think i am going to transfer up to college park next semester. we'll see what happenes though. you should come visit...kyung bought a new car. its a 98 honda accord v6...if you come visit, maybe she will let you take it for a drive..late
josh
Bernard replies:
Yeah, I heard about Kyung's new car. Oh well, it doesn't beat out my six fiddy. Hey it doesn't even beat out my new car with a momo shifter.
Date: October 6, 1997
Guest: ssk.
ssk. thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a rad drummist
ssk.'s favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
hey bernard, you should have your awesome cell and the matching battery as one of the fave materials... btw, i'm head of GMC not eddie, cuz if i'm not, i'm not in it.
and also, i must admit.... (sorry christin) over the summer, she went shopping with me to some brand name stores. i won't name names, but it rhymes with fanana wepublic and starts with "b" and "r"
i just have to tell the truth.
see you soon,
ssk.
ps. you gotta change the little blib about me since i'm not longer mean to you and i don't work so hard for our chuch anymore. )
Bernard replies:
We may have to start up n investigative commitee about the fanana wepublic incident. I'll try to make all of the changes. Oh yeah, and thanks for doing all of that b-day stuff for me. I'll probably never forget.
Date: October 2, 1997
Guest: John Song
John thinks Bernard is a super freak
John's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his janitor shirt
Comments:
Hey Bernard, What's up with the Ross club..you're so intense..anyway i needed some advertising for my homepage - so where else than the center of all the action on the
net....You're toooooo nice
Click on Homer -- see my page
Bernard replies:
Hey, I charge for advertising and for being my friend, so pay up buddy!!
Date: October 1, 1997
Guest: kathy choo
kathy's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
Well, I really don't know you...but I know Carrie. Ask her about Kathy Choo and she'll and perhaps she'll tell you about me. Yeah, this is a pretty good web page...I like that dancing 7up dot. I think that you should have more pictures on the ROSS club portion of your page...it seems too naked. Well, have a good day!
Bernard replies:
Maybe I'll try to put more pictures up, but I'll have to see what else looks good. right now, I don't have too many yet.
Date: September 29, 1997
Guest: jumi kim
jummy thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
jummy's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
how ya doin'? coby helped me create my own webpage, so i've been surfin' it up all day for the past two days, hitting people's webpages, being entirely too social even for my friendly self. one last thing -- figures that you'd live on rodeo drive, you narcissistic megalomaniac. =) you are being judged by a wellesley woman.
Bernard replies:
Hey there, don't think you are the first Wellesley woman, kuz there have been many. As for Rodeo Drive, I have to keep up my image you know. How's the GSR holding up? Are you treating her well?
Date: September 28, 1997
Guest: Kyung Lee
Kyung thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
Kyung's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt
Comments:
hey bernard! do u even read these messages.
i like your new home-page, it's CUTE!
Bernard replies:
Hey Kyung, of course I read these messages, I reply to all of them personally, well at least I try to. Hope everything is going on well down there in MD. I still can't believe that you were in Bolivia, and you didn't even visit :~(
Date: September 25, 1997
Guest: Peter Kim
Hansuk thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player
Hansuk's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar
Comments:
Hey man...thanks for stopping by my page....
Take a look at John's if you haven't already....
I haven't touched Dakoda for a while
It doesn't feel right if Robby's not around...
DUDE, COME VISIT!!! a lot of changes have been goin' on......
later.
Bernard replies:
I would love to come visit, but I have no idea when I'll be able to. After all, I don't really have any free weekends. I'll have to see when I have an extended weekend or something so I could go down and visit.
Date: September 24, 1997
Guest: Eddie Lee
Nehemiah thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, and a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
Nehemiah's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 with momo shifter
Comments:
recant before the GLORY OF ROME!!(flex appeal)
every time i spend with you is so precious.
Bernard replies:
YOU FOOL!! COME and spend some precious time wid me.
Date: September 23, 1997
Guest: Jacob Deadman
coby1canoli thinks Bernard is a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
coby1canoli's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt
Comments:
hey berndoggo,
how is everything in Beantown? I don't mean to be a nitpicky guy, but you misspelled certain things in your Info about Praise Band- Voltron's enemy was "Robobeast", and Ho is part of "Koinonausea", not "Koinonasea" or whatever you put down. Also, I think you misspelled "burgundy" as "burghandy" b/c they serve this noodle dish here at NIH called Burghandy Beef. Have you ever had that stuff? It tastes okay. How is second year med? Man, I am sooo dead here. Not of boredom, but b/c my boss is going to kill me. I forgot to replace the cover on a box of plastic cell suspension tubes destined for a cryocontainer (a huge vat), so now all the tubes are floating around in liquid N2 and I have no idea how to get them out. I am trying to think like MacGuyver would and thinking of what common lab equipment I can transform into a "fishing pole" durable enough for super subzero temperatures, but I am strapped for ideas. Great googley moogley! Okay, I've jibber-jabbered enough. If you have any ideas, help me!
Bernard replies:
Man, I just failed a Pharmacology exam, and I have a microbiology exam tomorrow. Oh well, since I'm not going to fail the class, I suppose I'll be ok, but who knows. That thing was soooo hard, and soooo anal. Are you sure it's a Robobeast, kuz I really thought it was a Robeast. I guess they sound pretty similar so it could be either, but oh well.
Date: September 19, 1997
Guest: Mr. Ross
Mr. Ross thinks Bernard is a super freak
Mr. Ross's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks
Comments:
Very funny, Mr. Kim! However, I regret to inform you that
your Ross Club is neither sanctioned nor authorized
by we at Ross, Incorporated. Therefore I must ask you to remove
this section from your webpage... that is, unless you allow
me to be a member of this prestigious organization! (hilarious
picture of christin yoo, btw) Thank you and I look forward
to corresponding with you in the future.
Bernard replies:
Mr. Ross, I would love that you would be accepted into our organization, but how can I know for sure that you our zealous for dressing for less. After all, now that ROSS is a highly successful venture, how do I know, that you don't do your shopping elsewhere with the extra money that you make. Not only that, you will have to take a picture in front of a ROSS store like all of the other members.
Date: September 16, 1997
Guest: Ross Club President
Mrs. President thinks Bernard is a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist, and en extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Mrs. President's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks
Comments:
Yes. I (fake) humbly accept your nomination for
president.
First order of business... status of old pres.
Mr. Bernard Kim.
You may be the official ROSS club mascot,
the ROSS Club Bangkoos...
Congrats.
Bernard replies:
Oh thank you, thank you, I can now walk with my head up again. GO ROSS, GO BAHNGKOOS!!!!!
Date: September 14, 1997
Guest: Phan
Phan thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
Phan's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $3000 car with momo shifter
Comments:
Hey Brenda,
NICE on the friend list guy. So I am your friend...
yet I am JUDGED for having a perfect "legitimate"
(cough, cough) reason for heading to the mother land.
Power to the people Cos...(hey, where's your Setec
Astronomy link?)
Godspeed...
"The life you've got is the breath of God..."
Bernard replies:
Well, I guess we are all judged. After all, all of us are members of the TOP GUN Rebuking School. Oh yeah, the Setec Astonomy is still there but you have to search through one of the old guestbooks to find the original entry.
Date: September 14, 1997
Guest: katie, kate, catalina, kchang
Katie thinks Bernard is an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
Katie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo
Comments:
bernard,
i'm hurt. i'm not your friend? thx.
your web site is impressive...for a student.
but be aware, someone is hot on your trail.
korean always looks phunny spelled out in english.
"naningoo"
see what i mean?
i like sushi,
kc
Bernard replies:
What do you mean, isn't "naningoo" an English word. I think you are my friend now. Too bad I can never afford sushi since I'm not the daughter of a doctor. Gosh.
Date: September 12, 1997
Guest: your vp
vp thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women
vp's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks
Comments:
remember... I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR VP!!!!
VIVA LA ROSS!!!!
ROSS MAHN SAE!!!!
Bernard replies:
Carrie, you are still the VP, but be careful. I think you will be investigated soon too, just like me. Who knows, maybe you'll get impeached too. :~(
Date: September 11, 1997
Guest: virtual Ross club member
virtual member thinks Bernard is a super freak
virtual member's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar
Comments:
you know... i never remembered taking a picture
at Ross...
but it seems as though through modern technology...
niiiice. (picture)
just make sure that my ugly pic doesn't end up
in sketchy places where i'll be judged.
-new Ross club vp (someone's getting impeached
for passing out ugly pictures)
-actually, forget it. new president.
Bernard replies:
Well, you'll have to decide if it's in a sketchy place.
Date: September 11, 1997
Guest: burger jack
burger jack thinks Bernard is a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes
burger jack's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar
Comments:
Your page is awesome as always.
One little spelling mistake - it's spelled "visitor" not "visiter"
I just got my own page it's
http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Parthenon/1353/
It's not much yet, but I'm sure to imitate some of your best stuff.
Bernard replies:
Hey, Jeff, ok, I'll try to make that correction, and also check out your page.
Date: September 10, 1997
To see the older entries:
Guestbook 5 : May 10, 1997 - Sept. 9, 1997
Guestbook 4 : Mar. 30, 1997 - May 8, 1997
Guestbook 3 : Jan. 17, 1997 - Mar. 26 1997
Guestbook 2 : Sept. 30, 1996 - Jan. 13, 1997
Guestbook 1 : June 19, 1996 - Sept. 30, 1996
Total number of guests so far: 167
Last updated October 28, 1997