Stuff
picked out of the journal..of questionable entertainment value...just our
stuff.
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Once upon a time, there was
a purple grape. It bounded throught the grass while a toadstool shuddered
in the distance. The toadstool fell apart
from shuddering too much and the purple grape became a star in Ribena Berry
commercials. Woo! However, the public started
phoning in to complain about the obscenity of the advert-(grapes/berries
wearing leaves?)-and the advert was promptly banned, leaving
the poor berry homeless. The berry grew old,
grew abandoned, grew unwanted and landed in the Woodlands Home for the
Aged. And one day, some RGS girls came to
visit and it was happy because Mindy took alot of photos with it.
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-the end-
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| The Hole Punch
What would life be without it?
Meaningless, aimlessness rampant.
A symbol of the pain, the aches, the cyclic progressions
of life
Why didn't Plath include it in her weird poem?
-Louise (on the WàngWàng page)
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| The Wierd Screenplay Thing called "Duo"
Hi Poacherina.
Hi Wormy(?), how's life in Italy?
Oh, just a blast. Its simply marvy (thinking of An).
Got your wallet stolen yet?
No, but i lost your present....
To a cute thief?
Yes, how didja know. I'm calling with GOOD news. (girlish giggle)
So, you're finally married, you bokoh! (bokoh?-su)
To use a cliche, who's the unlucky guy?
He's a restaurant manager, his name is Giancarlo, Carlo (sigghhh!).
He is so kyort! (drooling sound)
You sound wolfish. Got your shot today? I see not, you're still raving.
When's the big day?
Tommorrow, I'm a fast worker, must be my charm. He's right her now.
(kissing in the background) Oi! Don't do that in public,... Eh, erm sorry
ah, Poacherina, erm, my friend lah.
Wishing you a happy and blissful married life. (snigger)
Aiyah, don't make it sound like funeral like that. He's tall, dark,
very handsome and very macho. He can make pizza with one hand and best
of all, he don't speak Engrish!
Wah, so Italian.
Of coz he's Italian what. Eh, sorry hor, a lot of people staring at
me lah, i better go. (whispering) I mean hor, they staring at my Carlo,
I better go. (screaming) Hey, get your lips off him! (slaaap!)
Bye, dah-ling.
-END-
for now.
watch for "Duo II"
(*shudder* -su)
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| Yen! Mona! Dawn? Send me the Joanne Saga! Puleeeeze....~~~~~~!! |
| 4000 Names Get the Chop in Chinese Crackdown.
Beijing - Yesterday, in what has been described as the largest crackdown
in the history of endangered wildlife wmuggling, the most notorious smuggling
ring was decapitated in one fell swoop. Operation Quack Quack, which started
in 1981 when Chairman Mao's prize duck was spirited away by unknown miscreants,
finally came to a close in a heartstopping chase.
Police vehicles, aided by army tanks, staked out
the house believed to be the headquarters of the syndicate. The criminals
were alerted by their informers, and managed to sneak out through a hole
in the backyard fence. The ensuing chase ended up in the Beijing Marina,
where the smugglers attempted to escape to Hong Kong in a speedboat with
their most valuable ducks.
The most excellent Beijing Coast Guard gave chase
in their state-of-the-art, made in China speedboats. Their perseverance
paid off when the coast guard crashed into the fleeing speedboat, thus
foiling the dastardly plan of the ten main smugglers. |
Subject to most rigorous questioning, these kingpins broke down and
confessed to their heinous crimes, and provided the police with a list
of all 4174 members of their world-wide syndicate.
These names were faxed to all major aviation, maritime
and land transport authorities, requesting them to deny passage to these
criminals, and to hold them in custody until extradition could be negotiated.
This grand victory over lawlessness and disorder
had brought this most infamous chapter of Chinese history to a close.
This syndicate has single-handedly caused the drastic
decline in the population of Mandarin ducks from 100 000 to 5000. The World
Wildlife Federation has sent their congratulations and heartfelt thanks
to the beijing police for their effort in stemming the critical decline
in the Mandarin duck population.
The foul law-breakers, if convicted, face ten years
of hard labour in Mongolia.
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-Courtesy of F.r.i.e.n.d.s.
Yen, Mona, Dawn, Kitmien, Nat.
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| To
the 4/12ers who're reading this, its abit the obvious this page has very
little content. So, I need you to send me stuff.. if you haven't burnt/lost/recycled
those things we used to do in english class that passed for prose.. please
email them to me.. Extremely welcome would be essays or whtnot you wrote..(meaningful
look at all the CAPpers). I know most of you are busy as hell, so this
is a passive request. If no one sends me anything, i'll probably do away
with this page..k? Thanks ~ |
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