"You speak an infinite deal of nothing." 
 

"Life is just one damned thing after another" 

"Its not true that life is one damned thing after another - Life is one damned thing over and over again." 

"I HATE LIFE" 
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"the S.T    "the  | "the album by the cardigans?" section?"   mag?" 
"no, no, the real thing." 
"The thing itself!!"  
"The whole thing, & nothing but the thing." 
"Real thing. Reality. It bites. OUCH!!" 
"woof" 
"Hi doggie." 
"woof woof" 
"Not like Attila." 
"i like Attila" 
"He loves life."  
"who dat?" 
"LIFE."  
"friend of yours?" 
"unfortunately, No." 

"Its not that im afraid to die. I just dont want to be there when it happens." 

"I've run out of sick days so i'm calling in dead." 

"If i can't win, i dowan to play!" 
 

Anon 1. 
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Hecklers 1, 2, and 3. 
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Anon 1 again. 
Anon's friend. 
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Woody Allen 
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Dawn. 
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An's T-shirt. 
 

"The Truth is out there." 

"The truth is in here. Ruth is out there." 
"The tooth is out there. Somewhere out there."  

"The trust is in the crust." 
"The trust is out there" 
"the crust is out there" 
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     "the mantle and the core are inside there."  
 
"It's not your aptitude, but your attitude that determines your altitude" 

"The average female would rather have beauty than brains, because the average male can see better than he can think." 

"Brevity is the soul of witches." 

"Minzhi - dumb." 
"hear hear!" 
"short, sweet, succinct" 
"clear, crisp, concise"  
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  "potato crispies      dictionary" 
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      "preengles"  
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            "golf, liam gallagher, soap." 

"Its not like we all drop everything we do, squeeze into the house and fight for the brooms." 

"The most efficient labour-saving device is still money." 

"Icelandic men are so strong because we do exactly what our women-folk tell us to do." 

"Carrot in welsh = moron." 

"Cole's Law : thinly sliced cabbage." 

"Pro is to Con as progress is to congress." 

"When you see an onion ring, Answer it." 

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." 

"Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised." 
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."  
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"Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else." 
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"You so rubbish in your brain" 
"What brain?" 
"Bone marrow in your pencil box" 
"Kidney in your guitar" 

"May your feet fly off; into a termite's nest." 

"Your mudder ah!" 

"You can go and die long long" 

"Eh, idiot..can i have tissue?" 

"Do you Mind?" *flutter eyelid* 

"If you dont stop that i'm going to poke your eyes out." 

"She stepped on my foot, then she carressed my leg." 

"Do you want me to carress your leg?" 
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You're a P.I.T.A. Figure that one out urself. 
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And you're a carbonara. 
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"No Big deal. 
The rise over the run 
Now divide by 'n' 
What is this? 
So you can sketch it 
In 2 seconds? Follow? 
Try and link 
For yourself why clear? 
this is a good question 
can sortof build up.... 
Good Try. (wait 10 seconds)..Smile!" 
 

1) Why is Addy bald up there? 
Censored by government agent. 
Addy: Any more? 

2) 1) Are you going to outlaw Rats when you become president? 
A: Selectively. 'Minzhi Rat, J.Pf. Rat'... 

2) Do you believe in letting teenagers stay up late? Do you approve of screening Japanese series on TV? 
A: Of course. :) Especially with (jap-i dont know jap- names) in them. 

3) Will you support the arts(i.e. giving liberal subsidies to young talented writers and potters)? 
A: Of course. Except those named Minzhi/Pf... 

4b) Weren't you quoted a few weeks ago as expressing interest in their sexual activities? 
A: 'Course not. *saintly expression*  

5) If you were elected president, what action would you take against eggs? 
A: I would eat one. 

6) How about people obsessed with adding hair to their heads? 
A: I would make them eat a certain egg.

"Look behind your hair." 

"Awww..."  
"googleplex" 

"I looked awful when i was a baby. You want my dog's photo?" 

"You can watch the insects make love." 

"hihi...Where my darling?"  

"I'm going to be a bum or a mum." 
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"Yes! i'm the first on the Last page..heh..even though the rest of the bk's not filled up yet.." 
"No, I wuz here first."  
"no i wuz here first." 
"infinity-BC.... Long ago in ancient China lah."  
"I was first, when they chopped the tree down, i carved my initials on it." 
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"It is only what you do not understand, that you can draw conclusions about." (ie. this journal) 
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