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Here.
Anything i scrounged in the journal
that had legible comments, in order of pages.
This
made up the bulk of the thing. Now i know all your handwriting so well,
can go blind.
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| On the first page of the journal
080196 --> the birth of the 4/12 class journal!!
Do we have a birthday party for it on 8/1/97?
If its still alive...
The way it seems to be going, NOT.
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| Also on the first page...
Why does everyone insist on wasting this empty space?
So how's '96 so far? :) Pochin.
Sigh! Sigh! Sigh! (I think U get the idea)
:( Mona.
--> Sigh No.4 comes from Dawn. Monday morning,
what. Plus, it's 1996, it's Sec 4, it's...
Do u need N E more reasons?!
Oooh, I love school...NOT.
I HATE STUDYING but i love sch! (friends,
recess, pe...)
School is actually quite okay if you got rid of
subjects like Chinese* and only have Science & Maths.** Quite fun,
actually. -kitmien.
*look, stop trying to get rid of the onli subj that gives me 8 free
periods!! -minz
*sure. 10 years of this is enough. ENUFF!
** even worse!!
** R.U.(pic of peanut)?!! (Are you nutz?) I'd drop outta school if
that wuz é case!!
** Yuck. If sch had only Sci. & math, I'd
DIE!
Well, if I had to study the others only,
I'd be dead.
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| Class Rep's Message
Well, just wanna tell you to write anything in
here, quotes, jokes, things you wanna be remembered by, so that we have
some ideas for our 4/12 page in 1996's yearbook. Okie?!
luv, Joey. =P
What?! you're gonna put all dis stuff in é
YEARBOOK?!
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| On F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Did anyone watch last episode of friends? Wasn't Ross cuuuute? And poor
Rachel.....sigh. Life is so unfair. -Friends Fans.
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I watched. i luv "friends". I think Phoebe's cute. "hi, I'm Ben. Ben
to the rescue!" :) -Pochin
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Friends is lousy. It is about a
group of friends who come together at é end of the day to lick their
wounds. Lousy infinity !
---> eh who wrote this? kiam pa! I wack you up!!
meet me at Seng Huat Warehouse at 9pm tonite! i bring my tai kor!
-An~
I cant believe they ended the season of friends like
that!!! How dare that "mysterious Asian temptress" steal Ross from Rachel.
Humph!
Poor Rachel. But i betcha she & Ross will get 2gether again!
Chandler's so farny! ("Dear God, this parachute is a haversack!")
But actually, I think I like Joey better (thank
you thank you! <-- Not you Joey!)
He's such a cute himbo. Aaargh! Monday nights will never be the same
again. I only watch "Seinfeld" now.
It's wicked humour. It reeks of ominous castles on thundery nights.
Its abt nothing!
Seinfeld is immoral! all tt free sex. icky.
Seinfeld looks like a horse. long face, big teeth.
True.
yah.
I hate the short balding guy.
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| On the Golden Pillow
The Golden Pillow ending is really stupid. 1 man & 2 women! No,
even worse 1 ugly man, and 2 pretty women. how can? Are the women stupid
or what? Besides, isn't polygamy against the law? YUP!
How come the Pillow looks like a melon, &
isn't even gold huh?
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| To turn a phrase...
"Brother, can you spare a dime?"
---> This is sexist! I mean, now would
you know any males possess dimes. Can't women earn as much? I can't believe
anyone would write such a MCP song! ...Nebber mind, since I'm at it, how
'bout "Sister, can you spare $10 bucks!"
--> Its so like miss Addy Yeo, running for presidency!
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New Word
Duh.
wot dat?
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"Jangan takut, jangan takut." ------>
apa ini?
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Bitte?
Huat Pa?
Qu'est-ce que ça vent dive?
eh bien
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| Scaling Walls
Friday 19 Jan'96.
We just scaled the wall for PE... not too great
timing but hey it's our first time.
in like 5 min & 3 min!! Guiness book of record!
We climb big wall.
Big wall very big.
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| Treasurer's appeal
Can you believe that this is only the 2nd time I recieved the class
journal? (yes.) There is obviously some congestion
somewhere. Well, by the way, since I am the treasurer, what do you all
want to do with class fund at the end of the year? Rent chalet, barbecue,
etc etc.
Suggestions: (é more é merrier)
1) Give the money to Cheryl.
2) Help Cheryl buy "pleasures" by Estée
lauder
} Cheryl, tu es très spastique.
3) Buy a plane ticket to Paris for Cheryl and
An.
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you deserve to be executed.
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one-way Yeah!
or Sweden or Norway for An.
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1/2 a ticket,
so she'll get
lost on the way.
CHALET!!
Buy Shawn Michaels for Ruth!!!
Finance our gay cafe (to be set up soon...) -Joanne
& Ruth
Let's go to Malaysia, lah.
Gorge on seafood!
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| Quantum Leap and soccer
Did you guys watch X-files last night? (I'm
so glad it's back!) So cool! So nice! This
Quantum leap thingy is getting boring. I never use mind maps anyway. And
never will. Boy...
Anyway, é REDS
are now fightings for é title. Both é MIGHTY
REDS & é RED
DEVILS. Luv 'em! love,Pochin.
Soccer huh?
MAN UTD SUX!!! <--
who's this? i hate love U!
--> yeah! how dare they try to
Yeah yeah!
buy Fernando from Parma.
No No!
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| Public Pflugging
well, at least they don't think
it's
I
LOVE hur?
you who loves him, you know.
JONATHAN PFLUG.
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Minzhi, stop putting marbles -->
Pflug !!
-Minz --
yeah? so what's new? <--
The
in your mouth.
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fact that he's
Hangovian slang? Sound of
Swear word in what language?
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toilet flushing? something you
North Schleswigion? <--
Haha.
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say before you die? WHAT?!?
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Pfluggy?
PFLUGGY?
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| The Bio Dance
Do you think our Bio Dance would be a flop?
hope not.
The best would be to outdo 4/11.
<-- True.... since we're 1st!!!
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We
WON !
we beat 4/11
We No.1
4/11 No.2
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cool. You realise we've sortof won all
of the competitions we've been in dis yr?
heh.
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Yeah, well done 4/12. I'm really proud to
be part of this class!
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awww...so sweet!
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Ester Production
__________100496__________
We're having Chem. prac. now. Nice Stinky
esters.
Yah. one banana and 5 different kinds of
nail polish remover.
Hey! Anyone heard 'bout é rumour that
Ms Liew got drunk*
on alcohol
fumes in the lab during 4/13's prac?
Her face was red, and she kept saying
all kinds of weird things. By é way,
anyone saw Dani? From West Ham?
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* SCANDAL!! !
he's cute.
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| More on Pflug
Jonathan
Pflug minz
is soooo vulgar man...
eh, who?
(why? I'm very loving you know)
Sorry, I know I'm blur
is Not
adorable! Jonathan
Plug.
but who's the guy? Nat .
Minzhi,
Why are you so
crazy about this guy?
Why are you so crazy
about so many guys? |
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-->Mindy, why
are you so
crazy about
that guy?
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-->
At least I'm not
crazy enough to rave
abt. him on millions
of pages of this
journal.
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Isn't that --->
what I'm doing
already?!! |
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guys are all crazy. let them go
crazy over you, use them, then
dump them. If they're nice, keep
'em in a jar til you want them.
- Gasp !!
|Is
this Joey? (No.) |
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| Even More...
like or by?
Arrgh!!
anymore of This, & we'll go nuts!!
/ Since
you mentioned it, by
" Phuqueue".
*Tee hee* :)
/ sounds like
a good idea. |
I want
a son like
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Jonathan
Pflug! Now?
At this tender
(heheh) age?!!
Eeks! Not again?
Pflug again?
- Minz
(you vandal!)
Roberto
Pfluggio.
Pfluggio
Pfluggio.
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sounds Italian now.
nice, eh? he's such
Pfluggio...got a nice ring to it.
a wonderful boy.
(Yes!! who eva said that, i love you!)
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| And More....|
1/8 13/16
etc ---> really! who figured that one
out?
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so smart! my education is working.
What up-and-coming German-Chinese-Malay young
actor has been creating waves in what drama society of what institution,
and is tipped to be the next chairman of soc, at the young age of 14?
-Minz Flug ! Plug !
Pflug!! I know, I know !!
I think I can guess... Got prize?
--> dis person always wan prize one.
who? who? must
be ( insert picture of poached egg).
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Whimsical Rubbish
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Cabbage is not pink.
Mr Bean is not a vegetable.
Rui Costa is not single.
Crap is not green.
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| Issues of War
Cindy Q & her sweet baboo.
That's it! I declare war on Cindy Quek &
Wang Minzhi
Oh, how do you think miserable little
malaysia can
defeat the great Russians*
& Germany**
& é Poles***?
* who's Russia? 7/8 of the
Red Army's holed up in Chechnya, dear.
** too smart to want to fight.
Why shld they help you? (unless Pflug's german)
That's why i married him,
to get his armed forces.
*** oh now they backed out, é
cowards!
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The Mantox/Manta/whateva Skin Test
You know that the Manta Skin test thing? Mine
is still swollen and big and pink and DOTTY! like blue black except its
pink/red! Yeeks help!! I need help....sob.. -Eunice.
Oh poor thing. mine's like a blublack. Maybe someone would kiss
it better. (hopefully ah-Jon, but if he did, it would be blacker.)
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He'd probably rot it
Can I help him being a good kisser?
"muah"*
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The ethics of Pflug
CENSORED!!! Why don't
I rape Pflug? <--
can you really rape a guy? *
gasp *
Yes! Why don't you? Then he could commit suicide
to preserve his honour and you could go to jail. Better still, rape him
in S. Arabia and you could be beheaded.
Can't anymore. He apparently decided he wanted
to be my son & called me Momsy.
If you want to -- if you really want to
-- you should grab é chance as soon as possible. Then you can be
united in flesh if not by sight... ...
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This makes me think of The Bloodred Dimension
& the half-blind Popov, Pochin's brother. We ought to have a sequel.
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Sponsorship for Minzhi
Looking for sponsors when I am living in a one rm flat in Bt Merah
trying to make a living writing Chinese novels & selling pots.
| Name |
Will sponsor: |
| Angeline |
My Blessing |
| Su-Lin |
A compass to draw perfect venn diagrams, &
My brother. :-P |
| Mingchen |
a mattress |
| Po Chin |
a cooking pot |
| Tsin Yen |
a spoon |
| Mona |
a fork. <-- to
eat with (eat what?*) |
| KitMien |
a pen (to write &make $) |
| Suyin |
2 sheets of foolscap (if you need more, just
write & tell me) |
| Nat |
a hug whenever you need one.
Can't help more 'cos I'm gonna be a bum, you see! |
| Louise |
how 'bout arsenic to end your misery |
| ruth |
cyanide. (gives you a choice -- probably works
faster too.) |
| dawn |
*cheeseburger (to eat) |
| Joey |
A.Maths wksht. to do when U're bored. |
| Joanne |
1 free share (out of a billion) so u can claim
a
toothpick (frm é club) when u need one. |
| Cindy |
Corny joke or maybe corn soup. |
| Louisa |
a condom. <---Go
& Rot! fine...if you don't like....a...hmmm...
<<deep in thought>>....burglar alarm...
Okay..Okay...I'll buy you
$0.0003 insurance too...Happee??!
<---That's better! |
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~ ON OUR TEACHERS ~
Miss L.L.Lee
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Oh..hmm..miss LiLiLiLiLi?
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Unreasonable.
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nicewhat!
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Hate her whiny voice.
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squeaky.
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Mrs Kwan
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Shes one of the best A.Math t-chers.
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Best so far for me.
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me too!
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Oh, She's our best teacher.
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She's really fabulous, kiasu
but for our own gd.
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I don't like her, she's a bit hypocrite.
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Miss Yeo
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Okay lah, but she talks alot.
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yah.
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She's farny but I'd rather have Miss Lee-Ms. N.I. Sim.
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Gross! Gross!
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She's fun!
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Miss Ning
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She's cute!
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Cute? CUTE?
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Nice!
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kyort
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<gag>
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Mrs Prama
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Boring but nice
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like a cow...not in a bad
sense, but placid & bovine.
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Funny?
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Miss Liew
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She's gd!
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Yah yah.
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boring..
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Yah yah yah!
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I like Miss Liew!
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Miss Hoo
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Nice, but too bad we dun haf her.
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She likes Winder!*
|* Oh, poor Miss Karasi!
* serious?? She's married!
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Wunderfool <--Winder.fool
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Mrs Cheriyan
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Stiff.
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very.
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corny.*
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*joker of the staffroom
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but she's a good hist teacher.
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Too efficient.
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Trustwurthy.
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Lao Shi (CL2)
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She's pregnant! (in chinese)
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Yay! Boy or girl, huh?
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Anyone want to guess?
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mebbe twins lah...or more...
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Miss Lee (PE)
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Looks like the fit & fierce type...heh.
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She's nice.
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hee...
at first i thot u said
"she's mine" (?!?)
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She very nice.
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err...
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Lao Shi (CL1)
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Nice lah.
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Nice!
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Scared of Cindy's gang.
very xing(4) gan(3) (?!)
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Cindy, you're so "bèn".
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Mrs Yap
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very tolerant.
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Wunder how she's é counsellor...
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she's nice, lah.
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| Dear
4/12ers,
this page was painstakingly done to reproduce the stuff in likeness. I
probably forgot some bits
in this, and maybe you'll see more here later. But meanwhile, hopes this
passes for a decent effort. To 'outsiders', no one asked you to understand.
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