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The Us-Files
 
 
Cheryl Chan
Hor Su-yin 
Evangeline Poh
Alethea Tan
Dawn Teo
Mona Chen
Koh Tsin Yen
Cindy Quek
Andrea Tan
Toh Kit Mien
Ruth Fung
Loretta Lee
Natasha Ross
Joanna Tan
Louise Wong
Mindy Han
Joanne Lim
Ida Siow
Olivia Tan
Adeline Yeo
Heng Minzhi
Lye Sulin
Angeline Su
Tan Po Chin
Eunice Yeo
 
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NOTE: to those aliens reading this, everything is directly from the journal, i did not make this up myself. understooded?
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again, detailed in accurate colour for no apparent reason...
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Name
Remembered as...
Will grow up to be...
Cheryl 
Very wonderful!!(full of wonder?) despite the height thingee! 

Being married to psychotic people. 

Dynamite stick 

President of Retard club.

1st-class lawyer 
Shifting cultivator  
Doorstop 
Spasticienne  
Bag swinger (for founders' day concert)  
Compere (camera must be damn low)
Mona
Great at shopping for chocolates and things  
with cats and ducks on them. 

Founder of S.A (Shopoholics Anonymous) 

Pro-shopper!! 
 
 

Singapore's first ambassador to La Réunion.  
(Where'll mark live then? -mona)   
Professional Shopper 
Executive Director of JellyBar company. 
Food taster for JellyBar company.  
Take That split suicide victim 
Wife of Scholes & Sutton & Baia (victor) & Cantona (one in a closet in each corner of the bedroom).
Ruth
Self-proclaimed footballophile. (see joanne) 
Yeah! Football nut 
Mrs RuiCosta (the 2nd)
Wife of Ginola.  
WWF wrestler!  
Wife of Rui Costa 
Nun.
Mindy
Krang 
Mindy3  
Reading storybooks during english & physics. 
 
Mindy#1: Discipline mistress. 
                 Stage actress for  
'kampung days'.      
Mindy#2: Sotong.  
Mindy#3: Squid.  
                 Rock of Gibraltar. 
 Minzhi
Nymphomaniac 
Being a Russo-phile -minz 
Pflug-pfreak 
Pflugger 
One of the greatest chinese and english 
writers ever, if we could only read what 
she's writing.
Felt-tip pen salesperson -minz 
Perfume model  
A Muscovite Bum! 
Unnamed corpse in square outside Kremlin (Red Square?)  
Don Juaness  
Ester producer.
 Su-yin
Fantastic Artist I (u know, sounds like some windows program). 
Sprouter (and sculptor!) 
Arty. 
Messes up hair. 
pet Simeon (pet simian?wat? something lah)
Glitter salesperson  

NOTC~nut of the century!  

Sculpturist

 Tsin Yen 
Great shopper/great at self-denial (huh? can they exist together?) 
Candidate for cat-drawing classes. 
Nice hair!
"I want to be a bum" -yen  
imposter 
"I want to be a bum for the rest of my life"- yen imposter 
strikes again!____ 
If you marry jason, you can bum! Go for it! Only 10 yrs diff!
Loretta
Fave quote: "Heheheh...:)" 
MUD-freak. 
Plain 'ole freak (heh!) 
Socialite.  
Heart-breaker.
Rich, fabulously pretty, and a Sulin-basher.  
Oh, and a bosser-arounder.  
Mudder-addict.
Joanne
"Out damn spot..." 

Messed-up. :P 

Soccer twerp. (fine, in a 'nice' way) 

Fave phrase: "He's sooooo CUTE!" 

Will set up gay bar in Soho area, London... 

Self-proclaimed wall-mural painter 

Potential MUD-addict. 

Gay club/bar owner.  
Crazy footballer chaser, the regular ole run-around wild hag.  
Baker's wife  
Secret photographer of 'cute' guys.  
Wife of Duncan Ferguson, keeping the following in her closet as lovers: Jamie Redknapp, Macca, Jason McAteer, Pat Berger, Kennet Anderson.
Lye Sulin
Thinking (jap name) is more handsome than Hitler. 
The one with the nice name. 
Some insignificant bus ticket scribbler who tries to win everyone's affection(&failing miserably). ~ That's mean. Su-lin's nice. :) 
Gone with theWind freak
Road sweeper head. (see Addy's)  

Lye-down comedian. 

Sotong on a plate.  
       \  
    must find big plate 

Evangeline
She who wants a soccer team.  

"Marnie! Pay up noooow!"

Rabbit. (y'know, HOP!)  

Businesswoman (bankrupt).

Cindy
Resident class maniako who-gets- 
away-with-harrasing-the-future- 
president-to-be. 

Tigger Stalker.  
 

Stand-up comedian  
Sit-down comedian 
Lie-up comedian  
Push-ups comedian  
SDP leader 
Hit girl (assasin)  
Next model for the Sindy doll.
Natasha
Group Hole puncher (the person, not the thing). 

Woman-to-be of the 90s. 

Fantastic upside-down writer.  
Would marry prince William if he was 1 yr older. 

"Im cut out to be a bum" -nat imposter(i.e. mona)  
~ ditto!  -nat 
~ I like astronomy! & psychology...hmmm....  -nat 
Psychiatrist to the stars?  
Starry-eyed psychiatrist.
Ida
Backstabbing politician (and a gd one too!!) 

Wizard of ID 

Someone's (potential) mistress.  
 

Freedom fighter  
Feminist 
Nun. (yeah right!)  
Nudist colony owner 
Hermit under a rock  
I predict. you will enjoy a homologous relationship.
Angeline
Ha Ha Ha 
        \ 
       Angeline is something i laugh at. 

"Can we do it as a group pleeeez?"  
 

Comedian!!!!! 
Member of Woodbridge ~already is.  
Cracked egg.  
Supermodel  
Astronautess  
Beach bum
Alethea
Irritating nut. 
So pretty, and she dun even noe it. 
You hussy, you! 
Idiotic scumbag (in a 'nice' way) 
Twerpy-headed chirpy giraffe. 
"luverly" handwriting :) 
Go be a model on a catwalk in Milan  
(then slip & fall and do a naomi campbell) 
Fav phrase:"Awwwww..." 
(fruit) Tart of the day...
Voice of some cartoon character, maybe? 

Zoo-owner  

Model ~of what? 
                      \  
                 "Get married" ads.  

"Tart of the Day" ~ apple type.

Andrea
Channel 8 seriel singer who drives us all craaasie! 
Inventor of W.I.L.D money-making schemes. 
FunFun person.:) Droner of songs &  
sprightly of step. 
Stationery supplier 
Singer of theme song for singaporean  
version of 'smurfs'.
Tai-tai  

TCS channel 8 theme song singer.  
Successful career woman who's gonna hire her old friend when she's out of a job, yes? -old friend. 

Joanna
4-yr fodder for 'Singa Award'. 

Nice, sweet, adorable. :) 
luffies!
Director of child-care centre. 
Winner of Billboard award for the Best Cover of 'Yesterday'? 
Mime actor.
Olivia
(rhymes with Bolivia)
Perfection. <-- (har. ego rubbish brain.) 
      \ 
   Wah. this kind of thing she also dare to  
   write.    (the truth what!!!) 

Mrs Ah Kit. 
Belly dancer  
Normal, successful career woman. (i'll win a Nobel prize -Olivia.)  
Eyeball digger 
Judge of 'nice-eyes' contest.
Poach
Oft victim of much-diluted egg jokes. 

The punch Poach pinched -- where is it? 

Convenient bully victim to vent  
frustrations on. 

Noog head. hyuk! hyuk!

Interior designer 
Poacher 
A cooked egg on a plate.  
A very successful corporate lawyer embezzling company funds. -poach.  
(Please dont flatter yourself. I dont think you can even take 10c from the toilet watcher. -someone)  
You doubt my ability? -poach. 
(Not doubt, but know and disacknowledge.)
Dawn
(rhymes with prawn)
Fantastic Artist II  (arggh! Another  
imitation microsoft product!) 

~~~Icelandophile.

Singapore's first ambassador to Iceland/Lapland
Snow-woman  
Designer of family-planning campaign posters.
 Kit Mien
(rhymes with Simeon)
A good person to have around in group discussions..(quote: BUT what if...?) 

Party pooper. "you know, the  
G-force blahblah construction  
er thingy(engineer stuff?)" 

Me LOVE my aeroplanes. -kitmien.

Aerospace freak!  
Space freak!  
Spaced-out freak?  
Just a freak
Aerospace? Go into space in an aeroplane? Frizzle out? Duh? (space shuttles do look like aircraft)  
          \  
        duh who say so? u blind.  
                                   /  
             A delta-winged plane!  
              (delta? geog? duhr.)
Louise
Favourite quote:"What brain?" 

The Jason Scott Lee stalker. 

Wunnerful, luverly singer.

Opera singer  
TCS director (please!! then you can cancel all the crappy programs.)  
Woodlouse -->damn small one.
Addy
Addy for president! 
Mrs Jiro. <-- read: he's dead, ha! 
Krang #2 (or, S'pore's walking, talking..and...irritating...encyclopaedia) 
 
Road sweeper apprentice. 
Future CEO of Yeo Hiap Seng 
Dan Quayle #2  
Prime minister of Sentosa (head of the exiled).
Eunice
(rhymes with undies.*grin*)
Hypochondriacal-pessimistic-person. 
Hypertensionistic pessimist. 
Eeyorer!
Volcano. (big)  
Tai-tai  
GM of Flooring. Inc.
 
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