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I'm Officially a Rock Star


I've made my first music video! I did it using iMovie on my Graphite iMac DV SE,
when Eric's camera was working (the first night I had it). Pretty sweet program.

The song is Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day.
It's actually me playing and singing it. (Dan's in there too, but you can't hear him). Enjoy!

Download the video!

Yes, I enjoy yo-yo's

Is this a crime? No! I like them so much that I made these wallpapers for a
special yo-yo contest. I didn't win. Oh well, you can still download them:

Yomega Panther:

Jungle Background

Yomega Brain:

Wings Background

(right click and choose save as wallpaper....you know the drill)

This "school" thing is a load of tommyrot!

After two years of highschool, I've become completely apathetic about the whole damn thing

But, there are still some things that piss me off!

Extra! Extra!

It appears that NewsLine has prepared a special story about our very own Lincoln
High School Class of 2002 elections!
Read all about it!

Note that the facts listed here are both about politics and correct, yet are in
NO way politically correct.

"Travis...is...the...[coolest] person...ever"

-Everyone I know

Everyone that I know has said my name before, and they all have used the words "is" and "the". Sometime after that they probably said "person" (and I'm sure they meant 'coolest') and eventually said "ever". Isn't it fun to take quotes out of context?

Check out some more examples of this.

Freshman Stall-ic, Sophomore Flop, Junior and Senior Bombs...

Has anyone noticed that class dances stink? I wrote a short article comparing class dances to the Super Bowl. You may be surprised at how many things they have in common.

If it's a crime to plan someone's demise, then lock me up!

For the past few months, for reasons that I (*cough*) won't mention, I've been thinking about the various ways that I want Scott Everly to meet his premature demise.
Finally, I compiled them into this conveniant top 25 list. Enjoy!

Law enforcement officials, parents, relatives, school counselors, and everyone else who can get me in trouble should note that this is all in good fun and I'm just kidding.

(Everyone else should realize that I'm completely serious)

This segment is in the unfortunate predicament of being without a tangible title piece.

In order to better suit the desires of those who visit the electronic media (so-named a 'website') that I am hereto in possesion of, I am currently granting access to this "log" file. It is my conviction that it will dispense immeasurable quantities of enjoyment of a humurous nature to those who find it in thier intrests to engage in the reading of it.


ya....ok. Just let me read the log of an actual conversation Travis had.

GILLY-GOSH, I LOVE SCHOOL!

Who doesn't? I mean.....waking up at 6 AM, dealing with irate teachers and classmates that are idiots. Not to mention the joy of doing all that damn homework. Okay, I better stop before I drown in a sea of my own sarcasm. "What sarcasm? School rocks!" you say? May God have mercy on your soul.

Here are 10 more things that really pissed me off about the OLD school year.

Woodstock '99!

One heck of a big party, I hear. I actually got the chance to speak to someone who went there on Saturday night WHILE THEY WERE THERE! Pretty cool, eh? Of course, the circumstances were a little weird. Read the log of the chat.

Hey, where's the mashed potatoes??

Read my review of the Freshmen Frolic

[That thing about mashed potatoes used to be a very funny inside joke, except that
I've now forgotten entirely whatever it was about. oh well. -1/17/00]

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