My Struggles With The Thong

Well, if you've wandered into any Victoria's Secret, you know that that thong is on....from Sisqo to any hoochied up hiphop video, the nation is encouraging us to string up our cheeks and "go brazilian"(see waxing).

Naturally, I scoffed at butt floss and chalked it up to men in the underwear industry that wanted to see less on wimmin and save money on fabric in one go. But after hearing several of my galpals rave about comfort, freedom and no VPL (visible panty lines for you uninitiated) curiosity got the best of this kitty.

Went into Vic's and got the 3 for $25 deal, (saleslady: "they are SOOO comfortable") went home and donned the thong. After fighting the instinct to pull the string stuck up my bum, donned a pair of jeans and went about my day. Geez, feeling kinda exposed... but getting a kick out of the direct contact of denim on skin... not... wanting... to... like... gstring... but... it's... so... comfy.... (brainwash complete; plus, it felt kinda dirty In the good old catholic way).

Day Two of thongdom. maybe aware of something stuck up my ass about every 2 hours, down from every twenty minutes. acclimation headed towards complete. Wore skin tight pants and didn't worry about readjustment. it's (almost) like wearing no underwear...except you save on the dry cleaning bills...

A week since first donning thong. Now noticing that other panties feel tentlike. Also awaking to the fact that other panties get bunched up as if they long to be a thong. Am i subconsciously addicted? Rediscovering gluts? Disliking undergarments?? Tune in to see if our heroine decides to forego coverage altogether...

Today's gem: Best thong material is that microfiber. And don't go for the hicuts if you tend to wear lo-riders, natch.

Next week: Sugar Daddies!

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