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ZF's big moon-cow frontispiece!	But is it art? ART SCHMART!	Praise tha LOOOARD!
LOOK MOMMA! Me am in TALKER HELL!	The BEST of the REST. And some of the crap as well.	Get your HOROSCOPE while it's toasty...