Or, as they say in England, "Humour". Anyway, I originally wanted to put my vast archive of internet humor on my site, but then I realized that almost everything I had was on some kind of humor archive. So I said to myself, "Self, instead of just rehashing what other people write, why not do something original?" And as usual, I didn't get an answer, but I decided that for right now I'm only putting the stuff I've written myself here. I hereby swear before God and Sunny Jesus that all of the following are completely my own works. Plagiarism will be met with deadly force.
The Last VAX Mythos Undoubtedly, the finest thing I have ever written. Unfortunately, unless you went to Grove City College, you'll miss all of the inside jokes and really not "get it". Unless you went to GCC from 1992 to 1996, you'll miss most of the jokes. Unless you were a member of the VAX culture, you'll miss half the jokes. I've forgotten the meaning behind some of the esoteric phrases, and I wrote the damn thing. It was funny as hell at the time, though. The SubGenius and Call of Cthulhu influence should be obvious.
Atomic Wings Old, but cool.
Alternative Spice Girls I wrote this in England, where I got a daily indoctrination of hours of Spice Girls gibberish.
ALCATRAZ STATE UNIVERSITY Man, I worked like a DOG on this, and it is without a doubt the most ambitious Internet project I have ever taken on. Even all of the artwork (except for the photos)is my own! DAMN I'm good! I hope you guys like it.
Causes Everybody needs something to believe in, and these are just a few of the worhty causes to which I am devoting my life. Check back every once in a while since I might get a new cause.
A Message From the LMA If you're a woman who up to this point still thinks I'm an OK guy (unlikely, but possible), PLEASE don't read this!
THE CONSPIRACY Sadly I didn't get to put it in all the detail I would have liked, but it gives you a HINT of the way things really are.
Early Admission Form for the Imperial Harem Yet another tactless plot to try to meet women.
E-stalking! E-stalk the one you love!
CONTRIBUTING SCHIZOS As cool as I am, I don't have a monopoly on interesting thought and bizarre outlooks on life.
