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Joanne Francine Joyce

(Born: Indiana, USA - Now residing in: Perth, West Australia)

Site Contents The Colour Green Diana Do-It-Yourself Love Poem Letter To A Grown-Up Child Money Cannot Buy... Mr. Right Rabbit Stew Rainbows at Night The Runner Short Poems The Sun and the Moon Sunset Over the Ocean What Good Is War? Word Fun All-American Word Find All-Australian Word Find What's Your Phobia? Oxymorons American-Australian translation Do-It-Yourself Award Net Jargon Test Your Vocabulary Other Features In Memoriam My favourite websites My Favourite Quotes Aussie Songs Egyptian Art Page My Favourite Movie Moments Bogus Scientific Theories	Australia is a great place to live. Whether it's the city or the country or the forest or the beach or the desert or snowy mountains you like to live in, Australia has it all.
	My favourite hobbies include using computers and the internet for art, word processing, playing games and keeping up with the latest news. I also like drawing, going for walks, reading, and watching movies.
	In Australia, the platypus is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Email: jofranjo.geo@yahoo.com

This website was last updated May 2008

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How do female aliens behave when they're in love?

Sound Files containing my voice Austin Powers/Dr. Evil_(April 2000)(393KB)** The ultimate thriller movie_(October 2000)(231KB)* The merry widow_(July 2000)(852KB)* A runaway bride_(August 2000)(282KB)* Charlie's fourth 'angel'_(December 2000)(370KB)* A Very Old Woman_(December 2000)(161KB)* Death of a Cookie Salesman_(June 2000)(692KB)* Buying cookies from my favorite actor_(April 2000)(704KB)* Close Encounters of the Third Kind_(February 2001)(435KB)* Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind_(February 2001)(211KB)* The Little Witch Who Could (part one)_(March 2001)(240KB)* The Little Witch Who Could (part two)_(March 2001)(187KB)*** An interview with my favorite actor_(June 2000)(538KB)* Singing with my favorite actor_(284KB)* A special delivery_(July 2001)(151KB)*** Getting high on helium_(January 2001)(219KB)* The Coyote man_(May 2000)(213KB)* The world's worst interviewer_(July 2001)(308KB)* Joanne's Hair Salon_(June 2001)(335KB)*** Royal birth_(August 2000)(335KB)*** * - Contains the voice of Tim Curry (unauthorized). ** - Contains the voice of Mike Myers (unauthorized). *** - Contains the voice of Saddam Hussein (just kidding!)

These sound files are purely fictional, and were inspired by the
movies and television performances of my favourite actors.

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Why chocolate is better than sex:

• You can try a different chocolate every day without feeling guilty.
• You don't get pregnant from eating chocolate.
• Chocolate isn't scared away by the word 'commitment'.
• You don't have to dress up, or be on your best behaviour, to get chocolate.
• You don't have to get married to continue enjoying chocolate.
• You can enjoy chocolate no matter what your age, or with people any age.
• You can enjoy chocolate with your family, or other people's partners.

• You can have a good laugh while using the Internet, or reading a book.
• You can have a good laugh in zero gravity conditions.
• One person can make millions of others laugh, all at the same time.
• You can enjoy a good laugh with anyone, anywhere, anytime.
• You can enjoy a good laugh no matter what your age.
• You can enjoy a good laugh while fully-dressed.
• Too much laughing does not reduce the blood flow to your head.
• You can enjoy a good laugh while alone, or with a crowd.
• You don't have to take a shower before or after having a good laugh.
• People don't often laugh prematurely before the punchline of the joke.
• You can't catch AIDS or other diseases by laughing.
• You don't need to use contraceptives or condoms when having a good laugh.
• Size is irrelevant when having a good laugh.
• You don't need to marry someone to have a good laugh with them, or because you laughed with them.
• A good laugh climaxes at or near the beginning, and can last longer than an orgasm.
• You can enjoy a good laugh many times in a ten-minute period, or when you have your period.
• It's perfectly legal to make children laugh.
• You needn't worry if someone photographs you while you have a good laugh.
• You needn't worry if someone walks in the room while you have a good laugh.
• It's okay to tell someone else when and where and with whom you last had a good laugh.
• You can enjoy a good laugh with people who are miles away.
• Laughter is the best medicine when treating depression.
• You're free to get up and walk around while enjoying a good laugh.