Six months of bad humor, and still going strong. It's the semi-anniversary of the Septi-Verse! You know folks, this is getting harder and harder to do each and every month. It's even harder when I don't get and positive feedback about it. Sign my guestbook, and send e-mail. It makes me feel that my effort is worth something. On with the celebration!
So what's going on in the news. For the life of me, I can't remember. Oh, what. President Clinton is still in the news. People in politics and the media can't seem to get enough of this. I figure it's because they have no sex lives to speak of. As a result, I have created two new foundations. There is the "Prostitutes for Politicians" foundation. Did you know that everyday, hundreds of Senators and Represnetitives go to bed horny because there are no affordably priced hookers. It's true. When you become a "Prostitutes for Politicians" sponsor, you donations are channeled to the government officials who need them most. When you join, you will receive a photo and a case history of your politition, and you'll get monthly thank you letters. For just pennies a day, you can bring so much joy into so many lives. Won't you please help now?
I've also created the "Have sex with a journalist" foundation. Volunteers will have sex with local and national news makers in order to free up the mental clutter that their overactive ids are causing. Being such a leader, I will commit myself to the program by saying that I will personally volunteer to sleep with Fox News Channel morning newscaster and all-round stud Louis Aguirre. I know that it's a great sacrifice, but if I can help just one soul, it will be worth it.
Two time presidential candidate and dwarven psychopath Ross Perot said that "if President Clinton loves his country he would resign". Also at the United We Stand conference he said that the President is "mentally unstable", and "not fit to lead the military." He then went on to say that the government agents that George Bush put in his swimming pool were tearing up his flower beds and they were also eating all of the grape popsicle in his freezer.
I had a good time last month. There was a fetish ball in Pittsburgh, and some of my friends and I attended. Although it wasn't quite as amusing as I had anticipated, I still had a pretty good time. There were some demonstrations, and a few fetish outlets were there selling stuff too. The really fun part was several times over the night frat boys got disoriented and came into the club. It was fun pinpointing the exact moment that the thought "I don't think were in Kansas anymore crossed their micro minds.
I'm also in the developmental stages of Big Gay Septy's Big Gay Web Pages. In a few months I should have those up and running, so when I get an address, I'll link it here.
There are three new greetings in the Virtual Post Cards section, so have a ball sending those to people you know. Also new on the web page in celebration of 6 months of not getting shut down, somewhere on the page is a hidden link. It isn't anyplace too obvious, so have fun hunting it down. I think I'm going to do this monthly, but I'm not sure yet, if I do it again though, don't expect it it be so easily found.
Also up at bat this month on the semi-anniversary extravaganza. Even more rogues in About Septy. Part one of what will happen when I take over the world in Glimpse into the Future. Savage Love on Links N' Stuff. Zipper mishaps and burger wars in True Tales of Stupidity. The introduction of the Annoy-O-Meter and the Sea of Abercrombe in Tirade. And as always, a look at past five months in Previous Septi-Pages.
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