It's into month number two for the plague on the internet known as the Septi-verse.

    First off, I have to start the month off with the bad news.  The world of music, as well as all of the civilized world, suffered a devastating loss last month.  I nearly cried when I heard the news, life will never be the same.  With much regret I must report that Ginger Spice is leaving the Spice Girls.  Ohh...  Wait.  That's good news.  Can't you just hear their last minute of fame ticking away?  I hear that the girls split due to philosophical differences.  It seems that the girls went with the lyrics "zig-a-zig-ha" as opposed to the philosophical giant Ginger's much deeper lyrics, "zig-a-zag-a-zig-ha".  Soon after the death of Princess Diana, the Five Spices of the Apocalypse best summarized the hurt and sorrow that an entire planet felt for the beloved royal by saying "Prince Charles has a nice bum."  Moving testimony for a princess who touched so many lives.

    There is a whopping five, count 'em five sections to read this month!  In the About Septy section, you get the opportunity to learn a little more about our protagonist.  In True Tales of Stupidity, you get to hear about a New Jersey man's special hobby.

    I was watching Jerry Springer a few weeks ago, I think the topic was Hermaphrodites with multiple personalities that want to tell their alters that they are going to date themselves.  Anyway, I was thinking about the future when I decided, "Hey!  Why don't I use my fabulous and powerful psychic abilities to look into the future to educate, and to get a few cheap laughs?"  So I created the new section Glimpse into the Future.

    Also new to the Sensational Septimus's Web Page O' Joy is the Links N' Stuff page.  These are some web pages that I have visited that range between really funny to amazingly disturbing.  Big fun.

    And for those of you who are new to the whole Septy phenomenon, you can view Past Month's Web Pages and see where it all began.  Once more, thank you for reading my web page, and if you have questions or comments, e-mail me at septy@geocities.com and maybe, just maybe, I might respond.

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