A lot of stuff has been said about senate candidate Hillary Clinton's sexual orientation. But since she got to march in the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, I guess that means that she can't be a lesbian.
Oprah Winfrey announced the premiere of the Oprah production of O: the Oprah Magazine, the magazine designed especially for self-absorbed, self-righteous media moguls. O features articles about style, decorating, celebrities, and things that Oprah finds interesting. Surprisingly enough, O: the Oprah Magazine will feature a special cover girl each month, and that will be Oprah!
Whitney Houston released her greatest hits album, oddly titled Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits. Starting from her bubble gum days, until now in her crack-ho' phase. In fact, I hear that she recorded a cover of Brittany Spear's Hit Me Baby One More Time called Beat Me Bobby One More Time. I could be wrong though.
You've waited for months, tingling with anticipation, so what mirth do I have to spread? Could this be the last Rogues and the Regis Conundrum in About Septy? What does the fall TV line up look like in Glimpse into the Future. Visit the all new Flash Link-O-Matic in Links 'N Stuff. Ask Mr. Manners in Special. Don't forget to wrap it up in True Tales of Stupidity. People and things that need to go away and reality Television in Tirade. You can always get to see more new Virtual Post Cards, Previous Septi-Pages, and yet another all new Pictures and News from the Index. Don't forget to Sign my Guestbook and then Read my Guestbook. And send mail to septy@geocities.com for questions and comments about the new format and stuff.
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